OMG who made this man?

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This guy, I mean, I am absolutely at a loss for words listening to his press conference. Here is what I have learned;

  1. This country is a mess. He inherited a mess, a big mess, a huge mess and no one can fix it but him.
  2. No one has ever won an election like he won, nobody! It was spectacular. Not even Ronald Reagan and certainly not Obama.
  3. The press and media are misguided. They don’t know what they are talking about or writing about. They are all dishonest with the exception of Fox and Friends.
  4. He has accomplished more in four weeks than President Obama did in eight years.
  5. He will build the greatest military the world has ever seen and only he can pull it off.
  6. He is going to clean up our cities, drugs, crime, violence will all disappear.
  7. Everything is a disaster, everything. There is nothing good here but he is going to fix it whatever “it” is and only he can do it.
  8. The Democrats are losers. He is a winner. Is that clear? The Democrats are losers!
  9. In just four weeks he has created more jobs than anyone, anyone!
  10.  Not only is everything a disaster but everything is Fake News.
  11. There is no chaos in his administration, no chaos. The dishonest media is making up Fake News because the Democrats lost.
  12. His healthcare plan will be the greatest.
  13. The wall he builds on the Mexican border will be the biggest and most secure ever built.
  14. Lest we forget, the Democrats are losers!
  15. If there is any doubt, he is spectacular, brilliant, the greatest, the best at everything and don’t forget it.

Okay, my head hurts now. This guy, this guy. What kind of environment created this egomaniac? Time to start drinking.

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36 Responses to OMG who made this man?

  1. Ms. SG41 says:

    Oh dear Lord. What did your fellow American’s vote in? It makes me scared to be your neighbour.

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  2. Suze says:

    I listened to his lambast the press, expound upon his own sheer gloriousness and wondered if it truly illegal to tar and feather him? I actually thought someone could probably get away with it with every news channel watching because after all, we have fake news, right?

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  3. My son told me yesterday that “It’s great Trump is building a wall to keep out ISIS” I just… I am trying to tell myself I haven’t failed, but…WTF are they teaching this kid in school… I think I need to seriously research homeschooling. My only response was “Bud, I’ll love him because he’s a person, but our way is love, and building a wall is not loving” “But ISIS” “Dude, this wall has nothing to do with ISIS, and I assure you, if bombs are coming, a wall will do nothing. With that happy thought, eat your dinner, and hope for the best” I can’t even come up with a spin on it, because I had to stare dumbfounded into my spaghetti. I have to stay out of the news, it makes me literally nauseous anymore.

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  4. I wonder every other person talking about this Man in the almost same tone and gesture.
    I am starting to feel was America worth to have him. Or did it deserve to have SO.
    Shiva

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  5. William Tell says:

    Some months ago, some of us were talking in the smoke pit about conditions at various homeless shelters. Topic turned to bedbugs. This guy asked, I thought very insightfully, “You wonder why God made ’em.”

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  6. ericstrong51 says:

    Turn off your TV, Radio, Internet and chill. Smoke a joint..It’s gonna be ok. Don’t worry, be happy. http://www.wikihow.com/Begin-Zen-Meditation-%28Zazen%29

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  7. Nan says:

    I just TRIED to read the text of his press conference. Egads! I couldn’t finish it for fear of throwing up all over my computer keyboard. (BTW, your summary was right on.)

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  9. thanks for sharing, lets get krunk

    Like

  10. Haven’t had a lick of likker in 36 years….you live in moonshine country…got any? Before I head for the swamps I might tie one on.

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  11. When you are a country that kills with guns, hate each other, dislike religions, pollute water, no longer have respect for one another, and believe guns is the answer a right they say of a 300 year old law, yes all is lost. No one cares anymore and it makes people paranoid of their next door neighbor within the country as well of the world.

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  12. We lack integrity, morals, hate our neighbors and the world, and we end up this person who is not a paragon of virtue just psychopath in a suit, a dictator who requires total worship or you will be fired. Trump this too will end let us hope we have not lost our dignity worldwide—too late.

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