OMG who made this man?

This guy, I mean, I am absolutely at a loss for words listening to his press conference. Here is what I have learned;

1. This country is a mess. He inherited a mess, a big mess, a huge mess and no one can fix it but him.
2. No one has ever won an election like he won, nobody! It was spectacular. Not even Ronald Reagan and certainly not Obama.
3. The press and media are misguided. They don’t know what they are talking about or writing about. They are all dishonest with the exception of Fox and Friends.
4. He has accomplished more in four weeks than President Obama did in eight years.
5. He will build the greatest military the world has ever seen and only he can pull it off.
6. He is going to clean up our cities, drugs, crime, violence will all disappear.
7. Everything is a disaster, everything. There is nothing good here but he is going to fix it whatever “it” is and only he can do it.
8. The Democrats are losers. He is a winner. Is that clear? The Democrats are losers!
9. In just four weeks he has created more jobs than anyone, anyone!
10.  Not only is everything a disaster but everything is Fake News.
11. There is no chaos in his administration, no chaos. The dishonest media is making up Fake News because the Democrats lost.
12. His healthcare plan will be the greatest.
13. The wall he builds on the Mexican border will be the biggest and most secure ever built.
14. Lest we forget, the Democrats are losers!
15. If there is any doubt, he is spectacular, brilliant, the greatest, the best at everything and don’t forget it.

Okay, my head hurts now. This guy, this guy. What kind of environment created this egomaniac? Time to start drinking.