“I will not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!” – Donald J. Trump Tweet 2-25-17
Honestly, who is surprised by this revelation? Raise your hand, anyone? Our orange thin-skinned President couldn’t take it. Being in a room full of “fake news” journalist telling one “lie” after the other. There isn’t a teleprompter or joke writer in the world that could keep our President from looking like a blubbering idiot at this event. And unless Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty is hosting I can Guaran-damn-tee you his baskets of deplorables won’t be watching. Hell, they have never heard of the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner. Now if they were to rename it the Cracker Barrel Correspondents’ Association Dinner and it aired after Swamp People the deplorable ratings would be through the roof.
Yes this is a smart, though a very cowardly move for our President. But remember, he is a “winner” and he doesn’t have the brain cells to win a battle of wits or words with these folks practically without Steve Bannon’s help and Kellyanne Conway running interference.
So yes Mr. President, this is a brilliant move. There certainly is no reason for you to look anymore idiotic than you already do. The vast majority of us won’t think any less of you, if that is at all possible and we certainly won’t miss listening to you or watching you gesture with those little hands of yours.
You can send us big boy tweets to read later while you are sitting around in your Trump Collection silk jammies like; “Russia talk is FAKE NEWS put out by the Dems, and played up by the media, in order to mask the big election defeat and the illegal leaks!” or “The race for DNC Chairman was, of course, totally “rigged.” Bernie’s guy, like Bernie himself, never had a chance. Clinton demanded Perez!” or my latest favorite “Maybe the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have their own rally. It would be the biggest of them all!”