The life cycle of a Trump press secretary- part tres

Elephant Poop

Shortly after midnight on Wednesday “our” President tweeted “Despite the negative press covfefe,” and then I assume hit send as he fell asleep. Several hours later the tweet was deleted and replaced with this little gem; “Who can figure out the true meaning of “covfefe” ??? Enjoy!”

Given the single track thoughts of “our” President it is pretty easy to decipher where he was going with this tweet, lounging in his California king watching Jimmy Fallon all alone, “negative press coverage……”. Honestly there was nothing really tantalizing about this. A 70-year-old man, falling asleep mid-activity? Happens everyday, every moment, everywhere to everyone except apparently to “our” President.

When White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer was asked about this apparent boo-boo by “our” President at the White House press briefing his response was very telling about the stress he and others are under serving an egomaniac; “I think the president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.”

“Our” President kinda of, sort of, poked a little fun at himself with the “Who can figure out the true meaning of “covfefe” ??? Enjoy!” but that “fun” didn’t make its way down the chain of command. Why? Because whatever humor or humanity poor Sean Spicer might have had in him has been sucked dry by “our” President.

It has become a struggle for me to watch the daily press briefings. My heart aches watching Spicer stand behind the podium and spin stories he no longer believes. Deplorables will blame Spicer’s undoing on the liberal media just as their Savior has and was attempting to do again for the millionth time as he nodded off typing “covfefe“. But the reality is Spicer’s troubles begin at the top and as the old axiom states “shit rolls down hill” and Spicer is the guy following the elephant with a shovel and a bucket. I am afraid, if he survives, he is going to need a much bigger bucket.

“It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody & I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” – Norm Peterson

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6 Responses to The life cycle of a Trump press secretary- part tres

  1. Suze says:

    I actually felt sorry for poor Sean when he made that remark and the entire group of reporters laughed at him. It must be disheartening to realize (and I think he is now) that his boss is at best an idiot and at worst a pawn of others, and it is his job to make the boss sound “normal and intelligent”…a Stygian task if there ever was one.

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  2. The elephant…..a picture is worth a thousand words…..and a few smiles. Thanks

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  3. Nan says:

    I wouldn’t be at all surprised if our “brilliant” president actually believes this is a real word. Consider his many misspellings and awkward grammar in past tweets …

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