The Space Under Donald’s Dead Squirrel (SUDDS)


“The Russia hoax continues, now it’s ads on Facebook. What about the totally biased and dishonest Media coverage in favor of Crooked Hillary? The greatest influence over our election was the Fake News Media “screaming” for Crooked Hillary Clinton. Next, she was a bad candidate!” – Donald Trump tweet 9-22-17

“It is amazing how doing a little introspection and being honest with yourself about the details of what transpired in a situation can shed so much light on why you may have reacted to a situation instead of responded to it mindfully. When you take away your ego and sit in silence, you allow your highest self to emerge and illuminate the situation for you. The perceived darkness was only there because your eyes were closed and the clouds of judgment were hiding the beautiful sun that was trying to peek through. The person that stands to gain from changing your perception and thereby changing your reality, is first and foremost you.” – Don’t Let Anyone Rent Space in Your Head for Free

It is the most expense space in the world to rent. The space that exists between Donald Trump’s ears and under that dead orange-blond squirrel he calls hair. Why is it expensive? Because each American is a co-signer on the debt. And sadly, it is a very small and very crowded space.

The lead tenants in the Space Under Donald’s Dead Squirrel (SUDDS) are Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. I am sure both of them know this, they got to know it. I mean come on Trump devotes 25% of all of his Twitter rants on one or both of them and we all know why. First, Trump will never get over the fact that he lost the popular vote to “Crooked Hillary” and second, he can’t deal with the fact that Barack Obama was and continues to be more popular than he is. Do you see a trend?

“Our” President spends each morning trying to clear out his SUDDS by retweeting flattering news stories about him from Fox News & Friends and tweets from the Deplorable Nation telling him how “great and popular” he is but he can never quite evict Barack or Hillary from his SUDDS.

So what does all this tell me other than that Donald Trump is nuts? It tells me that this Dotard (an old person, especially one who has become weak or senile), at 71 years old, just can’t seem to make that sharp right hand turn into adulthood. Honestly it would be funny if it were just a television program starring The Donald and his dead squirrel with guest appearances by Barack “Fake Birth Certificate” Obama and Hillary “Crooked” Clinton, but it’s not, this shit is real!

I hope that when “our” Presidents time in office comes to an abrupt and possibly shameful conclusion that he will seek help from a mental health professional. It would be unfortunate for him to spend the rest of his life riding around in a golf cart with Barack and Hillary still rattling around in his SUDDS. Between his self-esteemself-importanceself-worthself-respectself-imageself-confidence and all the other “selfs” there simply isn’t enough room for all the tenants in that Space Under Donald’s Dead Squirrel .

“Will be in Alabama tonight. Luther Strange has gained mightily since my endorsement, but will be very close. He loves Alabama, and so do I!” – Donald Trump tweet 9-22-17

About ends and beginnings blog

I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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7 Responses to The Space Under Donald’s Dead Squirrel (SUDDS)

  1. If something doesn’t give soon, we and the rest of the world are heading for a nuclear confrontation.

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  2. Nan says:

    ” It would be unfortunate for him to spend the rest of his life riding around in a golf cart with Barack and Hillary still rattling around in his SUDDS.”

    I’ll give you dollars to donuts this is exactly what will take place …

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  3. “abrupt and shameful” works for me. He could star in a new reality show…..THE PRESIDENTIAL CUKOO’S NEST

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  4. Patty says:

    Great posts again this week, dear Mr. Legends. Worried too and share the feelings of frustrations.
    Glad I don’t have the same hairstyle…just saying 😉

    Liked by 1 person

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