From the tough guy that fires people via twitter

“Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!” – Trump tweet 3-22-18

Big bad Donny lounging on his king size bed all alone in his satin pajamas with the presidential seal embroidered in gold on them, watching Fox & Friends could put Joe Biden “down fast and hard, crying all the way”? Funny. Can you visualize this roly poly chasing Uncle Joe around the south lawn of the White House? My money would be on Biden if this geriatric slap down ever happened. Maybe they could do a pay-per-view and raise enough money to pay for the “Wall”!

As funny as Humpty Dumpties tweet was this morning a response from a Trumpet, some cat named Joey Benedetto, tickled me even more; “Also important to note that it’s only 6:20 am and President Trump is already up and hard at work. When did Obama start his work day as POTUS?” 

Hard at work! What does that tell you about Trumps base? What it tells me is this, they don’t expect much out of their tough guy. I assume when Trump is straining on the toilet the Deplorables think he is hard at work then too? Between his “executive time” and golf it is a widely held position that Obama worked circles around Trump. But once again, the Deplorables have an answer for this point, Trump works “smarter” than Obama did so he can accomplish more in less time.

You see when you don’t spend anytime reading briefs or reports, or meeting with people who are smarter than you are on particular topics, or hold press conferences shit you got all the time in the world to tweet and golf.

From a leaked schedule to Axios, this is what a typical “Trump day” looks like;

Trump has designated “Executive Time” from 8 to 11 am in the Oval Office, but actually spends these hours in his residence watching television, making phone calls and tweeting. At about 11 am, Trump emerges for his first meeting of the day, which is typically an intelligence briefing.

During the day Trump has a couple of meetings, with several breaks of “Executive Time” interspersed, and returns to the residence at about 6 pm. The unscheduled “Executive Time” during the work day is spent in the dining room next to the Oval Office where the president watches cable news.

The New York Times, after interviewing 60 advisers, friends, and members of Congress determined that Trump watches up to eight hours of television a day. The article notes that “he uses it as a way to keep track of what the media is saying about him, his presidency, and the investigation into alleged collusion between his campaign team and Russian officials during the 2016 US election.” 

So between watching television, golf and meeting with all of his attorneys on topics ranging from Russia collusion to Playboy Bunnies when does he have time to work? Oh I forgot, toilet time.

 

 

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22 Responses to From the tough guy that fires people via twitter

  1. By now, we’ve learned that it doesn’t matter what you tell the trump groupies, they can excuse it. It’s completely useless to tell them anything.

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  2. My money’s on Biden. Even if trump’s tweet was in jest, it is so damn embarrassing that this man believes he is the leader of the free world.

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  3. Nan says:

    It’s been obvious (IMO) since Day One that this guy hasn’t a CLUE about what it means to be POTUS. He still sees himself as sitting in (on?) the Golden Throne of Trump Enterprises.

    Highlights of his day include signing Executive Orders where people stand around him smiling and clapping and patting him on the back and/or standing before his loving supporters at “campaign rallies” berating the Democrats, Obama, Clinton, and assuring the drooling crowds he’s going to MAGA!! Any other (more official) duties just take too much out of him — which means he must then jump on the plane (at taxpayer’s expense) to REST and RELAX at one of his golf courses.

    How did we get so lucky?

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  4. I just read an interesting post comparing Democrats and Republicans and why they are both hypocrites.I thought you might be interested.
    Great read, BTW. I like your style. And humor.

    https://goodtobealivetoday.wordpress.com/2018/03/22/labels-are-for-boxes/comment-page-1/#comment-917

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  5. kenslifesite says:

    Why do you find threatening the President of the United States both funny and appropriate? Whether it Biden or anyone else, why is that ok to you? I thought liberals were the party of non-violence but it seems as long as it is violence on people they don’t like” Trump, cops, whoever, you are ok with it? why is that? Not to mention, if this fight were to ever happen, You have to take Trump on size alone.

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    • Hahahahahahahahahahahaha……………….

      “Knock the crap out of them … I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.”- Donald Trump

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha………….

      “should have been roughed up.” – Donald Trump

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha………….

      “I love the old days, you know what they used to do to guys like that when they were in a place like this? They’d be carried out in a stretcher, folks. Oh, it’s true. … The guards are very gentle with him. He’s walking out with big high-fives, smiling, laughing. I’d like to punch him in the face, I’ll tell you,” – Donald Trump

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha………….

      “I don’t know if I would have done well, but I would have been out there fighting, folks. I don’t know if I’d have done well, but I would’ve been — boom, boom, boom. I’ll beat the crap out of you.” – Donald Trump

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha………….

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      • kenslifesite says:

        But hahahaha! So once again, in your world, why is it ok for someone to threaten the president, but not water board someone for information who has attacked our country? Why is that? Why is it ok to destroy one’s hometown because a legal verdict does not go the way they ‘hope’ or the person they don’t like wins an election? No, please don’t play the ‘he started it first game’ because that’s BS and you know it.

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        • “Your” President sets the tone for the rest of the nation. He is a bully. He is an immoral liar. At this point, for many of us, he is the “President” in title only. There is nothing Presidential about his words or his actions. If you don’t watch Fox News or are Russian he doesn’t represent your interest.

          My daughter called me last night after watching the news and hearing about the latest departure and the arrival of John Bolton in the Trump White House with one question “Should I be worried”?

          For 28 years I have loved her, cared for her and protected her as best I could and for the first time in 28 years I had to tell her something that I didn’t fully believe, “Everything is going to be okay.”

          We have a “President” that is being influenced and making policy decisions because of two regimes, Vladimir Putin and Fox News. We have a “President” that is making decisions and “moves” to change the headlines away from Porn stars and Playboy Bunnies. We have a “President” that is making decisions just because he feels like it.

          My daughter is scared and honestly, at this point, so am I.

          Kenslifesite, I wish you well, I wish you peace, I wish you health and blessings but you and I live in and have a different view of what is best for this country. I see America through the eyes of my children which is a longer viewer than the short time I have left.

          I certainly don’t see the need for you or I to converse again. It’s a waste of oxygen and brain cells for both of us.

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          • kenslifesite says:

            Lol! Are you not an American citizen? Because like it or not, the same way I think Obama is one of the worst presidents in history in my opinion, he was still president. Sane as Trump. He is president. Your president. Our president. So please just stop. And also please look at bias at MSNBC. Because it is pathetic the way libs always complain about Fox

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          • Let’s see you covered all the Rump talking points;
            1. I am not an American-check
            2. Obama-check
            3. Lib-check
            4. Main Stream Media bias-check
            You forgot Hillary. Damn you forgot HILLARY!!!

            And I am sure President Obama being BLACK didn’t sway your opinion whatsoever. The only “pathetic” that I see is that you are willing to kiss the white old ass of an immoral sub-human who isn’t smart enough to keep his dick in his pocket, who has been married three times, bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, had affairs with Porn Stars and Playboy Bunnies and approved of calling his daughter a “piece of ass”. Compared to that, President Obama must seem pretty boring and oh black too. Family values aren’t very important to are they? The Republican party is shipwrecked because of idiots like you. Don’t worry, it won’t last long. You will be able to crawl back under your rock soon.

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          • kenslifesite says:

            Lol ! Are you writing Moby Dick? I’m flattered that you think I’m so special that you need you write such extensive responses. And look at you! Playing the race card! As a matter of fact, no! You see, unlike you libs, i don’t give a rat’s ass what someone’s skin color is, what their gender is, or who they sleep with! Do you? Why is it racist for me to not vote for someone because of their skin color, yet not racist to vote for someone only because they are black? You don’t even allow yourself to understand that. No, I didn’t vote for him because his ideas scared the hell out of me. And please spare me the Trump crap. What someone does as a citizen doesn’t matter. Because after all, Bubba only got a blow job in the oval office and that didn’t count, remember?

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          • Holy shit dumbass check your word count. If you support Trump you are not smart enough to be scared.

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          • kenslifesite says:

            and if you don’t, then you are a hypocrite. You should have been scared the 8 years before he came into office but you were too blinded by race to care or even think for yourself

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          • In the immortal words of Rex Tillerson you too sir are a “Fucking Moron”

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          • kenslifesite says:

            oh how cute…You get your feelings hurt and start name calling….Typical. Come on Brucie. You used to be so much fun!

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