From the tough guy that fires people via twitter

“Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!” – Trump tweet 3-22-18

Big bad Donny lounging on his king size bed all alone in his satin pajamas with the presidential seal embroidered in gold on them, watching Fox & Friends could put Joe Biden “down fast and hard, crying all the way”? Funny. Can you visualize this roly poly chasing Uncle Joe around the south lawn of the White House? My money would be on Biden if this geriatric slap down ever happened. Maybe they could do a pay-per-view and raise enough money to pay for the “Wall”!

As funny as Humpty Dumpties tweet was this morning a response from a Trumpet, some cat named Joey Benedetto, tickled me even more; “Also important to note that it’s only 6:20 am and President Trump is already up and hard at work. When did Obama start his work day as POTUS?” 

Hard at work! What does that tell you about Trumps base? What it tells me is this, they don’t expect much out of their tough guy. I assume when Trump is straining on the toilet the Deplorables think he is hard at work then too? Between his “executive time” and golf it is a widely held position that Obama worked circles around Trump. But once again, the Deplorables have an answer for this point, Trump works “smarter” than Obama did so he can accomplish more in less time.

You see when you don’t spend anytime reading briefs or reports, or meeting with people who are smarter than you are on particular topics, or hold press conferences shit you got all the time in the world to tweet and golf.

From a leaked schedule to Axios, this is what a typical “Trump day” looks like;

Trump has designated “Executive Time” from 8 to 11 am in the Oval Office, but actually spends these hours in his residence watching television, making phone calls and tweeting. At about 11 am, Trump emerges for his first meeting of the day, which is typically an intelligence briefing.

During the day Trump has a couple of meetings, with several breaks of “Executive Time” interspersed, and returns to the residence at about 6 pm. The unscheduled “Executive Time” during the work day is spent in the dining room next to the Oval Office where the president watches cable news.

The New York Times, after interviewing 60 advisers, friends, and members of Congress determined that Trump watches up to eight hours of television a day. The article notes that “he uses it as a way to keep track of what the media is saying about him, his presidency, and the investigation into alleged collusion between his campaign team and Russian officials during the 2016 US election.” 

So between watching television, golf and meeting with all of his attorneys on topics ranging from Russia collusion to Playboy Bunnies when does he have time to work? Oh I forgot, toilet time.