A noble piece of what?

Come on. Raise your hand if you thought this moron would actually sit across the table from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and negotiate a path towards peace. Sit across the table at McDonald’s eating a Big Mac and sharing some fries was much more probable. The only “peace” negotiations Trump has ever been involved in is for a piece of ass and his attorney Michael Cohen handled those negotiations.

This meeting has been doomed to fail since Trump started leading the cheer that he deserved a Nobel Peace Prize. As he is want to do, Trump put the cart before the horse so he can puff his chest out and create an alternative universe that only has room for him and his ego. And now the blame game begins because heaven forbid he did anything wrong to screw this up.

In business, companies talk about under promising and over delivering as a strategy for excellent customer service and satisfaction. Trump, again operating in an alternative universe, adhere’s to the mantra of over promise, under deliver and then tweet, blaming everyone else for your screw-up. And the sad part? Shit, it got him elected President. What has he delivered? A Supreme Court judge? How hard was that? One died, the Republicans stole the selection from Obama and gave it to Trump on a silver platter.

Honestly I don’t blame North Korea for the “tremendous anger and open hostility” they displayed after “our” Vice President chimed in on what could happen next if they didn’t play nice. Have your heard what the Vice-Moron said? “There was some talk about the Libya model. As the President made clear, this will only end like the Libya model ended if Kim Jong Un doesn’t make a deal.”

What is the Libya model you ask? The George W. Bush Administration persuaded the Libyan government to hand over its Weapons of Mass Destruction and in return we promised not to remove Muammar Gaddafi or support his removal as the leader of Libya. How did that go for the dictator? Not to good. Several years later American backed rebel fighters beat him, sodomized him with their bayonets and then riddled his body full of bullets all while video taping the attack.

Gaddafi fell for it instead of pushing the big red button. My guess is Kim Jong Un, a guy who supposedly fed his uncle to a pack of starving dogs and had his half-brother poisoned in a public airport won’t.

Trump loves to play chicken. In his feeble orange mind he is smarter, tougher, and prettier than everyone else. But the problem is reality star Trump playing chicken is very different from President of the United States Trump playing chicken. Playing chicken on television with movie stars might get ratings but playing chicken with a crazy dictator gets people killed. What Trump, Pence and Bolton have done with their good cop, bad cop, stupid cop routine is back Kim Jong Un into a corner with, in their opinion, no options. But what I have learned about life is this, a man with no options suddenly has all the options in the world. Kim Jong Un has options and I suspect some of them are very deadly.

The reason these talks failed all falls on Trumps lack of smarts, lack of planning and lack of understanding how the world works. He relies on his sizable gut to make decisions while the rest of the universe thinks, studies, reads, ask questions and ask for help but most of all prepares a game plan.

I have said it before and I am sure I will say it 1000 times more, Trump will go down in history as the most ill-prepared and dumbest individual to ever hold the office of President. We have heard it from people within his own cabinet who have called him an idiot, a moron and worse. But still people love and support him. They buy his bullshit hook, line and sinker. They only reason I can think of is inbreeding. What other rational explanation is there? Obviously marrying your first and second cousin deprives the brain of oxygen.