The White House is holding a Job Fair this Friday. Hold on, let me back-up. The White House is holding a CONSERVATIVE Job Fair this Friday. No really, I guess that is a thing. The flyer that is being emailed blasted to every nook and cranny in Washington, I didn’t get one, states that “There are positions currently open and we are looking for competent conservatives to recommend”.
“There are positions currently open” might just be the understatement of the century. Think Trump had trouble finding a lawyer that was willing to take his money and represent him. Well multiple that by 10,000 and you begin to understand how difficult it has been for this administration to fill even the most minimal of jobs let alone keep the ones that they have filled.
The flyer lists jobs open in the White House, Defense, Interior, Commerce, Homeland Security, Health & Human Services, NASA, Energy, and Treasury. Whats left? Yea, I think that list covers most of the bases. It didn’t list Communications specifically, maybe that is included in the White House, because the rumor mill has both Press Secretary Sarah Sanders and Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah heading for the exits soon.
But here is my question, how do you qualify as a competent conservative? Is there an identification card for that? A written test? A blood test? Will your DNA confirm that you are a competent conservative? Your religion? Maybe your skin color? Can you be a competent conservative if you are a black, Muslim, female? Would they question you? Would they ask, how can you be one of us? What proof are they looking for? What proof would they accept? An NRA membership card maybe? The King James version of the Bible you were given on the day you were baptized in the Southern Baptist Church? If this sounds like a bad idea it is but desperate times call for desperate measures.
You see, this is the kind of dumb ass shit that confirms for me that the orange butt-hole pretending to be a “President”, the same moron who salutes a North Korean General rather than shaking his extended hand, doesn’t know where he has been, where he is going or how to get there. This administration has been scrambling since day one. Why? Because all Trump can do, the only job he is good at is starting fires so really what they need to do is hire firemen, lots and lots of firemen. Obviously men, white men, Christian men, not to good-looking, shorter than Trump, with little, tiny hands.