“I have accepted the resignation of Scott Pruitt as the Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency. Within the Agency Scott has done an outstanding job, and I will always be thankful to him for this. The Senate confirmed Deputy at EPA, Andrew Wheeler, will on Monday assume duties as the acting Administrator of the EPA. I have no doubt that Andy will continue on with our great and lasting EPA agenda. We have made tremendous progress and the future of the EPA is very bright!” – Trump tweet 7-5-18
Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt was on the job for ONLY 17 months and in those 17 months 18 federal investigations have been opened about his conduct in office, basically one a month. Now any rational and sane President would have dismissed Pruitt after investigation number two or three, certainly after number five but we aren’t dealing with a rational or sane President. We are dealing with a toddler, an egomaniac who thinks, and has convinced a segment of our population that he is the smartest man in the world when he is in fact a simpleton, a mental midget.
The list of dumb ass shit Pruitt did over last 17 months is honestly to long to detail. From making one of his staff contact the CEO of Chick-fil-A directly attempting to get his wife a franchise to renting a luxury Capitol Hill townhouse from a gas industry lobbying firm for $50 a night. It was almost like the man was begging to get fired but couldn’t.
So how did this very corrupt man who not only abused the power of his office for personal gain but also routinely wasted millions upon millions of taxpayer dollars on private jets and $130 pens survive for 17 months? Ask the man who spends hundreds of thousands of our dollars each weekend on rounds of golf at his country clubs.
What is so funny to me is that redneck Bubba Deplorable sitting on his front porch, sweating his fat ass off over in Crossville, Alabama didn’t care that Pruitt regularly spent $3,000 on first-class flights to Oklahoma. Why? Because he was “ripping up all that tree hugging shit Obama started. They ain’t no such thing as global warming” he tells no one as the PBR oozes out his pores “shit it’s just hot cause that’s the way God wants it. You know, hot. Probably something in the Bible about it and all.”
I have come to realize that there are three kind of Trump supporters;
- Bubba Deplorable– doesn’t have a pot to piss-in but at least there is a white man pissing in the White House john again.
- Evangelical Deplorable– they know, though they don’t dare say it out loud, that Trump is headed straight to hell but as long as he continues to support their right to be righteous and judgmental and puts conservative pricks on the Supreme Court they will look the other way.
- Stock Market Deplorable– Deregulation, tax credits, tax breaks and tax shelters the rest of Trumps shit is just noise for the working stiffs who wear those dumb ass red baseball caps.
Bubba Deplorable will be the first to feel the pain of Trump’s lack of a plan and certainly his supreme lack of intelligence. The problem is Bubba Deplorable isn’t smart enough to know that he is being screwed. Fox News continues to tell him that he is winning and reminds him that a white man is pissing in the White House john again. But as gas, beer and his pack of smokes continue to increase in price and as his hours get cut because of tariffs he might figure out that winning is pretty damn expensive. Or he might just be okay with having a white man taking a piss in the White House john again.
Stock Market Deplorable is next and is already preparing for the instability ahead of him. Trump loves the sound of the term “Trade War” it contains two of his favorite words “Trade” which he thinks he is the King of and “War” which he likes to start. But even though Stock Market Deplorable can make money on the ups and down of the economy when the value of that money shrinks its buying power and worth shrinks as well and that is the direction Trump is pushing this country towards.
And then there is the Evangelical Deplorable. Screw them. They will be standing in the same line to enter hell as Trump will be wondering why all the gay people aren’t joining them. Keep wondering dumb ass, keep wondering.