There’s a tape?

Obama My Fault

“Inconceivable that the government would break into a lawyer’s office (early in the morning) – almost unheard of. Even more inconceivable that a lawyer would tape a client – totally unheard of & perhaps illegal. The good news is that your favorite President did nothing wrong!” – Trump tweet 7-21-18 (Can’t make this shit up. Favorite? Nothing wrong?)

Let’s think about how Trumps week has gone. First, he had his performance review with his Daddy, Russian President Vladimir Putin. It sounds like Daddy Vladimir gave The Donald four gold stars on his report card but for whatever reason most of America, including some prominent Republicans, were less than thrilled with what Baby Donald had to say and how he acted.

So the big boy had a redo and attempted to explain what he “meant” to say. I mean come on, who hasn’t gotten a little tongue-tied and star struck when they are meeting their idol. But the redo wasn’t quite right and despite writing it out for him using little words, didn’t exactly cover all the bases. So another redo of the redo was ordered and as far as Trump and Sarah Sanders were concerned that was the end of it.

But then the Senate had to stick their nose in with 98-0 vote so a redo of the redo of the first redo was performed and everyone exhaled and started making plans for the weekend. They almost made it.

Since Special Counsel Robert Mueller started his investigation 14 months ago Friday’s have been the day for him to pile on. I have decided these little surprises at the end of the week are intentionally dropped in Donny Boy’s lap so he can have something to “think” about (who are we kidding he doesn’t think) while he rides around on his golf cart acting like a big shot.

This Friday’s pocket rocket for Trump as he makes his way to Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J., The New York Times, accuse me, The Fake News reported that Michael Cohen secretly recorded a conversation with Trump two months before the presidential election in which they discussed payments to Playboy model Karen McDougal. Now, Trump has already reconciled this affair or at least reconciled it in his mind. Melania had just had a baby and surely she couldn’t expect him to be loyal to her until all of her “baby stuff” got put back together. I mean come on, he’s The Donald, he has needs and stretch marks and saggy, well you know, just isn’t his thing. Melania would just have to wait until nature and probably a little plastic surgery could make all the pieces part look shiny and new again. Who are we kidding, they have only had sex once.

But do you remember what the White House said about Trumps affair with Karen McDougal? Never happened. All made up. Just another gold digger. Karen who?

There are lots of problems for Trump with this secret recording not the least of which is why would his personal attorney feel compelled to make it let alone keep it? I guess Michael Cohen, knowing what kind of ass wipe Trump really is, felt like he might need a little insurance policy later. He was right. Cohen might look like Gomer Pyle but this little stunt tells me he is smarter than he looks.

The authorities don’t care that Trump can’t seem to keep his Little Donald zipped-up. Neither do the Evangelicals for that matter. What the FBI and DOJ are looking at is did the payment violate campaign finance laws since it wasn’t declared as an in-kind contribution? Team Trump snuck the Stormy Daniels payment in on the last report (did you miss that?) but this one, the one to the Playboy Bunny, for some reason just hasn’t shown up, yet.

And then Friday’s pocket rocket number dos, there are more tapes. Not just more with Trump, which there are, but others, “powerful” others, “important” others. Stuff that is being described as “embarrassing”, “tantalizing” and dare I say “possibly illegal” too.

Remember when Trump tweeted “James Comey better hope that there are no “tapes” of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!” and the former FBI Director fired back “Lordy, I hope there are tapes.” Yup, Karma is a bitch Donald and I can’t think of anyone more deserving of her attention than your fat orange ass.

I have got to believe that White House Press Secretary Sarah Elizabeth Huckabee Sanders is reaching a saturation point, a high watermark, of how much more shit she can take. I know somewhere behind that resting bitch face of hers is a human being with conscience, hell maybe even a heart. She is, after all, a mother but she is also the spawn of another real piece of “religious moral” shit, Mike Huckabee. Hell there may be no hope for her after all.

So Big Don have a puckered-up weekend but remember the day is still young. There might still be a few more nuggets dropped in your lap before the day is done. And I can promise you this, those great patriots you smeared yesterday as “the real enemy of the people” (I notice you have since deleted that tweet) at The Washington Post and The New York Times, they won’t be playing golf. These great Americans will be doing the work this county deserves, exposing the corrupt fraud that you are. The one that half the country knows you are and the other half, hell who knows. I guess the Deplorable other half like the scenery and the smell of having their head up their ass.

You just can’t make this shit up: “I got severely criticized by the Fake News Media for being too nice to President Putin. In the Old Days they would call it Diplomacy. If I was loud & vicious, I would have been criticized for being too tough. Remember when they said I was too tough with Chairman Kim? Hypocrites!” – Trump tweet 7-20-18

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I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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15 Responses to There’s a tape?

  1. That picture is absolutely priceless. trump can say and do whatever, but he knows he’s in BIG trouble.

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  2. Ms. Sanders like her predecessor Mr. Spicer are beyond hope and without values or substance any religious claims aside. I don’t know at what point this house of treasonous cards will fall but the time is coming. Those followers of Trump may never recover. I can’t help that but know it will take the country some time to recover. Perhaps of the MAGA group never will, but I have no sympathy for them. They tried to destroy my country through their ignorance and greed.

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  3. Hugely, bigly trouble. Tee-hee

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  4. Nan says:

    You continue to out-do yourself with these “right-on” posts!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. William Tell says:

    This guy Cohen is a back-stabber, big time. His f*ing LAWYER. Gawd.


  6. smilecalm says:

    if only
    it wasn’t
    the entire
    party 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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