SMOOTHLY!

“The White House is running very smoothly and the results for our Nation are obviously very good. We are the envy of the world. But anytime I even think about making changes, the FAKE NEWS MEDIA goes crazy, always seeking to make us look as bad as possible! Very dishonest!” – Trump tweet 11-15-18

I don’t know what your definition of “smoothly” is but to Captain Chaos “smoothly” means something very different from what most of us believe.

According to the FAKE NEWS MEDIA, Big Don is particularly unhinged right now. I know, it is hard to believe that this fat orange muffin could be more unhinged but with big loses in the election, a failed European trip, Robert Mueller breathing down his and his family’s neck, infighting among his staff and cabinet, and Mama not being happy, “smoothly” would not be the first word that comes to mind to describe the current state of the White House.

Apparently something big is happening with the Mueller investigation. A Grand Jury has been in session for most of the week, with Michael Cohen as the star witness, and Trump is doing everything he can, at least on Twitter, to soften the blow to his Deplorable base this morning;

Tweet #1: “The inner workings of the Mueller investigation are a total mess. They have found no collusion and have gone absolutely nuts. They are screaming and shouting at people, horribly threatening them to come up with the answers they want. They are a disgrace to our Nation and don’t care how many lives the ruin. These are Angry People, including the highly conflicted Bob Mueller, who worked for Obama for 8 years. They won’t even look at all of the bad acts and crimes on the other side. A TOTAL WITCH HUNT LIKE NO OTHER IN AMERICAN HISTORY!”

Tweet #2: “Universities will someday study what highly conflicted (and NOT Senate approved) Bob Mueller and his gang of Democrat thugs have done to destroy people. Why is he protecting Crooked Hillary, Comey, McCabe, Lisa Page & her lover, Peter S, and all of his friends on the other side?”

Tweet #3: “The only “Collusion” is that of the Democrats with Russia and many others. Why didn’t the FBI take the Server from the DNC? They still don’t have it. Check out how biased Facebook, Google and Twitter are in favor of the Democrats. That’s the real Collusion!”

Look, for the last two years there has been nothing “smoothly” about this piece of shit’s presidency. The dumb ass got one thing right in Tweet #2 though, universities will study. Study how such an incompetent, ill-prepared, buffoon could hoodwink this country and become the President of the United States. If he happens to have a Presidential Library, and I am not sure why this intellectual midget would, it could be filled with the volume of books that have and will be written about his failures rather than his handful of successes.

Tuesday nights election sent a very clear and loud message to the White House, the majority of the American people are tired of “smoothly” and tried of his shit. Trump is a loser, a failure and whatever marketing clout and shine the Trump name once had is long gone except of course in Russia. Remember Don “It is better to burn out than it is to rust.” I am banking on both for you.

Let’s just hope, over the next two years, that there enough adults in the room to keep this man-baby from doing something stupid and destructive. He remains one of the most isolated, television watching Presidents this country has ever experienced and I suspect, based on his disjointed and angry tweets this morning, he is becoming more isolated with each passing day.

As his biographer Tim O’Brien noted in an interview, Trump is “One of the loneliest people I’ve ever met. He lacks the emotional and sort of psychological architecture a person needs to build deep relationships with other people.” Honestly, this personality quirk should concern us all. Thankfully our one saving grace is that we now have a Congress that can keep him in check or in his words harass him. Harass away patriots, harass away.

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I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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10 Responses to SMOOTHLY!

  1. Just a riot, how delusional anybody must be to believe this guy anymore. He is standing in front of a burning building, telling everyone there’s no fire.

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    • Dude is unhinged: “When people get in line that have absolutely no right to vote and they go around in circles, Sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again. Nobody takes anything. It’s really a disgrace what’s going on.” And my favorite; “if you buy a box of cereal – you have a voter ID.” Your “very stable genius” ladies and gentlemen!

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  2. Nan says:

    Even though people can leave comments to his inane tweets, it’s just not the same as being able to get in his face and tell him what blundering, lying, ill-informed, stupid, ignorant, self-absorbed fool he is. 😬

    P.S. Love the news sources that have accused him of being “pussy-whipped” related to the Melania situation. 😁

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  3. Some folks would also describe diarrhea as running “smoothly”. It all depends on one’s point of reference.😎His is always coming out his butthole.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. maryplumbago says:

    Oh I love your blog! Such truth in humor…bring it on!

    Liked by 1 person

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