Trumps purpose? God needed a good laugh.

Dear God

This guy is an absolute shit show, and his presidency a dumpster fire. The world is blowing up around him and it isn’t even Mueller Friday yet. You old as dirt, white, racist, Evangelical Deplorables better get down on those knees you just had replaced and start praying to………… who? To Donald Trump of course because if he ain’t right, if he isn’t the god you thought he was you are screwed. Hint-you are already screwed. And you thought Florida was hot!



About ends and beginnings blog

I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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6 Responses to Trumps purpose? God needed a good laugh.

  1. His greatness is surpassed only by his humility. 🤨

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  2. maryplumbago says:

    Love it! And I’m in Florida where old conservative farts abound.


  3. Florida was 39 degrees on Tuesday morning. Brrrr. Seriously, if trump prays, I wonder what his concept of God is. 😎


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