You can’t come to my party

baby donald

It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, cry if I want to, You would cry too if it happened to you

The big news on Fox today: Trump cancels White House Christmas party for the press. I think I have mentioned the game I play at night, I watch the opening of the Rachel Maddow Show, see what her headline is and then flip over to Hannity and see what he is yapping about.

If you have been paying attention this week there has been a lot of bad news for our big Pumpkin and Rachel has had a difficult time fitting everything in. From Flynn, to Cohen, to the National Enquirer, The Donald has had a bad week and has been implicated by the courts as a co-conspirator (Individual 1) to a felony.

And if you have really been paying attention to the multitude of stories, or his versions of stories our Pumpkin has been offering you know this lying sack of shit couldn’t tell the truth if his life depended on it. And while he offers a dozen different versions of the same story, his supporters continue to swear that all of them are true! But here is the fun part of the story, his life or at least his freedom does depend on the truth but thankful you and I and Robert Mueller have all his Tweets, and interviews that contain all the lies he has fabricated. And today is no different:

“I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law. He was a lawyer and he is supposed to know the law. It is called “advice of counsel,” and a lawyer has great liability if a mistake is made. That is why they get paid. Despite that many campaign finance lawyers have strongly stated that I did nothing wrong with respect to campaign finance laws, if they even apply, because this was not campaign finance. Cohen was guilty on many charges unrelated to me, but he plead to two campaign charges which were not criminal and of which he probably was not guilty even on a civil basis. Those charges were just agreed to by him in order to embarrass the president and get a much reduced prison sentence, which he did-including the fact that his family was temporarily let off the hook. As a lawyer, Michael has great liability to me!” – Trump tweet 12-13-18

If this sounds like the ramblings of a sad, delusion, isolated and guilty man you would be right.

So back to Rachel (yea we are on a first name basis), so while she is reading through the Cohen sentencing documents, I flip over to Hannity. There is Sean, looking all constipated, with that greasy hair and no forehead to grow down to and the big, bold graphic behind him reads CLINTON FOUNDATION, I mean seriously, Trump’s lawyer and co-conspirator was just sentenced to spend 36 months in prison and the lead story on Hannity’s show is Hillary Clinton.

So what’s in store tonight for Rachel? More bad news for Trump, the GOP and the NRA, Russian agent Maria Butina’s guilty verdict and plea deal. Ms. Butina admitted that she “successfully” infiltrated the NRA and helped establish illegal back channels to the Kremlin for the Trump administration. And if things weren’t bad enough for our orange wonder, Trumps inauguration contributions and spending are now under criminal investigation, meaning, why were there so many Russians in Washington that week and where did all that money come from and where did it all go? Lots, and lots of money-$107 million dollars!

Yes this has been a fun week. A fun week for me, for you and for Rachel. But not such a fun week for Trump, and the Trump crime family. In the meantime, Baby Donald canceled the White House Christmas party for the press because, well, because he is Baby Donald. I bet he will have a private Fox News party or maybe just a holiday get together with Sean. The two of them will share some eggnog, a Big Mac or ten and talk about Hillary, yea Hillary! Remember the Deplorable battle cry; “What about Hillary! But the emails! Benghazi! Uranium One!”

Fun times! Fun times!

“They gave General Flynn a great deal because they were embarrassed by the way he was treated – the FBI said he didn’t lie and they overrode the FBI. They want to scare everybody into making up stories that are not true by catching them in the smallest of misstatements. Sad! WITCH HUNT!” – Trump tweet 12-13-18


About ends and beginnings blog

I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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5 Responses to You can’t come to my party

  1. I play the same game too.

    Except it is on satellite radio.

    Knowing that “fair and balanced” is really “biased and unhinged”

    There is so much spin, my truck starts to veer to the right.

    With no rumble strip or guard rail.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Oh, this is just getting SO good!!! 😁😁

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Suze says:

    this morning Fox News stated that it seemed the President might have a legal problem due to his paying off Ms Daniels. They admitted that he had actually told Mr Cohen to pay her off. lots of tut tutting and it’s such a shame going on.

    Liked by 1 person

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