Surround myself only with the best and most serious people

“Fake News has it purposely wrong. Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn’t someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington. Please report news correctly. Thank you!” – Trump tweet 12-11-18

“Many, over ten”…….right! Once upon a time the White House Chief of Staff was basically the second most powerful position in our country. This was the person that directed traffic in the White House. The person that was closest to the President. The person that counseled the President, and was the President’s “finger to the wind”.

In the tweet above our dumbass states that MANY (ever notice how often he uses the word “many” but never identifies who many are?) are vying, over ten in case we were counting, for the job. The truth is, as the Fake News has so accurately reported, that Trump can’t give the job away. And to take it one step further, his only pool of prospects are the people already working in the White House including his son in-law and Kellyanne Conway.

But we have the “smartest man” in the world as our President and he doesn’t need a stinking Chief of Staff which is great for him because nobody, and I do mean nobody, wants to be his Chief of Staff. Trump has been turned down more times than the beds at a Holiday Inn. But he still has “many, over ten” although today he mentioned on camera that he still had “many”, five, so maybe he is trying to manage exceptions just a little since Chris Christie just turned him down also. Think about that for a minute, if you can’t get an ass kissing opportunist like Chris Christie to be your Chief of Staff, you’re in serious trouble.

Face it Deplorable nation this lying sack of shit isn’t going to get the best and most serious people, Mexico isn’t going to pay for the wall, nor is the wall ever going to be built, and despite your battle cry of “Lock her up” the only people getting locked-up are Trumps best and most serious people and it appears to the rest of us that Trump and his crime family are next.

This clowns time in office is drawing to a close. It will be ugly for him and his family but beautiful for America. Get your popcorn ready and enjoy the fun.

And just in: Trump once again is having to rob Peter to pay Paul: “I am pleased to announce that Mick Mulvaney, Director of the Office of Management & Budget, will be named Acting White House Chief of Staff, replacing General John Kelly, who has served our Country with distinction. Mick has done an outstanding job while in the Administration. I look forward to working with him in this new capacity as we continue to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! John will be staying until the end of the year. He is a GREAT PATRIOT and I want to personally thank him for his service!”- Trump tweet 12-14-18

And update number two from our big orange baby; “For the record, there were MANY people who wanted to be the White House Chief of Staff. Mick M will do a GREAT job!” – Trump tweet 12-14-18 which is the Trump equivalent of “For the record, there were MANY girls who wanted to go to the Prom with me but my Mom will be a GREAT date!”

And update number three (another Trump criminal bites the dust): “Secretary of the Interior @RyanZinke will be leaving the Administration at the end of the year after having served for a period of almost two years. Ryan has accomplished much during his tenure and I want to thank him for his service to our Nation. The Trump Administration will be announcing the new Secretary of the Interior next week.” – Trump tweet 12-15-18

If you didn’t know, there are several ongoing federal investigations concerning Ryan Zinke focused on his travel, political activity and potential conflicts of interest. Once again, another fine example of Trumps “best and most serious people”.