“At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!” – Trump tweet 3-11-19
Look he said it. Resident Tonald Drump called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple”. He did say it, we all saw it, and we all heard it. Shit we got the tape. Everybody has the tape. We even saw his daughter laugh about the gaffe when the words came out of his thin, pursed lips. Why is it a big deal? Because the lying sack of shit that 35% of you still call “Your President” has made it a big deal and continues to make it a big deal.
A large part of being a normal human being, which we all know Rump is not, is the ability to laugh at yourself, to not take yourself so seriously. I don’t know what that gene is but when Daddy Trump was giving Mommy Trump fifteen seconds of marital bliss cowboy style one short Sunday afternoon to create that orange wonder referred to as The Donald that chromosome didn’t make it to Mom’s ovary. Hell, for all we know Daddy Trump was missing that gene himself. I have only seen a picture of Big “I don’t rent to Blacks” Fred but that deduction makes perfect sense.
Do you remember when Rump was meeting with his handler, Vladimir Putin in Helsinki and Trump was asked who he believed Putin or his own intelligence community? Trump said, for all the world to see and hear “Putin” just as plain as day. Once again, we got the tape we all heard it, well everyone but Fox News viewers because they edited that part out. They really did.
Trump then spent the next week trying to convince us that we really didn’t hear what we thought we had heard. It was like a mirage for our ears, kind of like Tim Apple (“I said Tim Cook Apple really fast” he told Republican donors). Not quite an optical illusion but more like a hallucination, an apparition, a trick being played on our ears and eyes by the Fake News.
This really isn’t a big surprise to MOST of us that Trump lies, hell Trump lies a lot. It is a safe bet that if his lips are moving he is lying. There are websites that do nothing but track his lies, lies that he says, lies that he tweets. In just two years, that is 730 days for his Deplorable base, the Washington Post documented that Rump has made 8,158 false or misleading claims. That’s over 11 a day! To slow it down for Alabama Deplorable take 8,158 and divide it by 730. No, you can’t use your fingers and your toes to check my math but hey the guy that signed a check so he could pork porn star Stormy Daniels for 90 seconds signed your King James Version of the Holy Bible. Now there is something you can really be proud of.
I know that I am preaching to the choir here but I just needed to get this off my chest. Every day we find out something new about this fuck-up. Today it is a rub and tug Chinese massage parlor (go Patriots) selling access to Trump and tomorrow who knows. Pee tapes? Circus animals? Fake Melania’s? But it doesn’t matter to white Alabama, Mississippi, and Florida Deplorable because they love them some orange Rump (yea I meant for that to sound sexual). I just hope they are wearing protection. On second thought……….