The Art of the Fail

“I have used the laws of this country just like the greatest people that you read about every day in business have used the laws of this country, the chapter laws, to do a great job for my company, my employees, myself and my family.” – Donald Trump

I realize that the white, racist, poor and uneducated Deplorable Nation bought The Donald Trump Show hook, line and sinker. You know that reality show where the orange actor wears make-up and the stupid shit he says is edited out or voiced-over. They also took for face value that The Donald was some kind of idiot savant businessman. That he “worked” for everything he got except he is unwilling to prove it by releasing his tax returns. You can read his books if you really need proof.

But none of that matters to Joe and Josephine Deplorable just like it doesn’t matter that he can’t keep his dick in his pocket, or that he writes checks to keep porn stars quiet after a “quickie” or that he has fathered five children from three different wives. A real holy man. Nope, Joe and Josephine can overlook all those indiscretions because, well, Trump is white, Republican, and he wants to keep brown and black people out and down.

Honestly, I have thought that America could survive almost anything Trump stuck his tiny, orange fingers in for the few years he has remaining except two things, war in the Middle East, and a trade war with China and unfortunately both of those issues are ringing our doorbell as we speak.

I will deal with what this fuck-up and his son in-law are doing in the Middle East for another post but screwing with China without a plan, without an endgame, and without a brain cell could be catastrophic. And what I find so interesting about Trump poking the China Bear is how it will directly affect his base, Retired Deplorable, Farmer Deplorable, Factory Worker Deplorable and White-trash shops at Dollar General Deplorable.

Trump has bankrupted his companies six times. In his quote above, touting his brilliance in using the laws to his advantage, he states that he did it “to do a great job for my company, my employees, myself and my family.” Who he didn’t do it for was Electrician Deplorable, Construction Worker Deplorable, or Plumber Deplorable and if the truth be told, which we know Deplorable Nation won’t believe, the only Trump employees that benefited were the small numbers that work at Trump Headquarters. None of the employees at the Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Castle Hotel & Casino, Trump Plaza Casino, Trump Plaza Hotel, Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts, Trump Entertainment Resorts, Trump Shuttle, Trump Steaks or Trump University, just to name a few of the Trump failures, benefited from his “business genius”.

I have been in the real estate development for 30 years and the first piece of advice I got was this, how do you make $1,000,000 in the development business? Start with $2,000,000. The reason the King of Bullshit doesn’t want the rest of us to see his tax returns is because they will prove he is fraud, a conman. Trump has been leaking millions for 30 years. But that’s okay because he started with a big bankroll from his Daddy. Remember, how do make a million dollars, start with two. I bet a dollar to a doughnut that his tax returns would prove two things, one Fred Trump is still feeding this fat, orange kid from the grave and two, Putin co-signed some sweetheart loans for him.

Back to China, this thing could go one of two ways for Trump, China backs down or they give him an industrial size tub of Vaseline to reduce the friction he will experience. My money is on number two. And here is the thing about pissing China off, the cheap shit Retired Deplorable, Factory Worker Deplorable and White-trash Deplorable like to buy at Wal-Mart becomes more expensive or worst, just goes away. And China no longer buys pigs, chickens, wheat, corn and soy-beans from Farmer Deplorable.

And what is our rocket scientist solution? “Buy from a non-Tariffed Country, or you buy the product inside the USA (the best idea).” Right, spoken like a man truly in-touch with his base. Maybe what this dumbass needs to do is shop at Target for a package of his size 60 whitey-tighties or better yet, look at the label on the back of one of his overly long red ties. Unfortunately the label will be upside down and he will think ANIHC is a Scandinavian country.