When pigs fly…..

Fruit Loops

“Soon, you will find that out because I will be, at some point prior to the election, I will be giving out a financial report of me. And it will be extremely complete. I’m going to give out my financial condition. You will be extremely shocked at the numbers. Many, many times what you think. I don’t need to have somebody take a room overnight at a hotel.” – Trump speaking to reporters 9-9-19

We are watching, in real-time, the mental deterioration of a creature who was, on his best day, just a functioning adult for 5% of his time on this earth. This deranged creature thinks that having his accountants craft and then release a magical document that basically says “See, I told you I was rich” will be enough to prove his point to those of us that know he is Nuking Futs.

There is no doubt in my mind that Trump is a crook, a cheat, a swindler and a fraud. He and his family view the “presidency” solely as a marketing opportunity to line their pockets, as their beloved Deplorables close their eyes to all his manic bullshit convinced that their white savior will keep the blacks and the browns out of their neighborhoods, their offices, churches, and country clubs.

I own investment real estate. Not billions like Trump claims he owns but for a dumb, old southern boy, a pretty good chunk. As the years have progressed I have more equity than debt but I still have some debt and every year, for the last 30 years, I have been required to provide my bankers with two things, an audited financial statement and my tax returns. My bankers know what I am worth, how many miles I have on my car, what I owe on my house, and what my credit card balances are. These bankers have demanded transparency from me every year for simply loaning me a couple of hundred of thousands of dollars and I happily do it because I have noting to hide and even if I did, or could I wouldn’t because that is not how I am wired. But it is how the Cheat-in-Chief is wired.

Like every other previous President, Trump could put all this shit to bed by simply releasing his tax returns. But he can’t and he never will because he can’t control the narrative, and he can’t afford for the world to know the truth that he is fake, a crook, and quack as are Jr., Eric, Jared, and Ivanka.

Trump will release the truth about his “financial condition” when pigs fly and at this point I honestly don’t give shit what this grifter thinks he is worth. Rather than knowing his “financial condition” I would prefer he meet with psychologists and psychiatrists to determine his mental condition before this orange fruit loop burns this great nation down to the ground which he will.

 

About ends and beginnings blog

I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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3 Responses to When pigs fly…..

  1. Just as with his “health report,” the FAUXtus will draft it and demand that some banker put his imprimatur on it.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. maryplumbago says:

    Love it! He is such a total idiot…and his base..no words..

    Liked by 2 people

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