Show me the money

“People in Georgia got caught cold bringing in massive numbers of ballots and putting them in “voting” machines. Great job @BrianKempGA!” – Trump tweet 12-3-20

Of the roughly 50 “Rigged Election” lawsuits filed by Trump’s campaign and his allies, more than 30 have been rejected or dropped, and a dozen more are awaiting action. Trump has notched just one small victory, a case challenging a decision to move the deadline to provide missing proof of identification for a few absentee and mail-in ballots in Pennsylvania. After that one “win” Trump still lost Pennsylvania.

Why has Trump’s crack legal team of Rudy Giuliana, Jenna Ellis and Sidney Powell been complete failures at stealing the election through the courts? Because they have absolutely no evidence of voter fraud and in truth, they don’t use the word “fraud” in any of their lawsuits because accusing anything or anyone of fraud is a high bar to prove. Sure, they have plenty of “evidence” they can post on Facebook and Twitter. Plenty of “evidence” they can present at press conferences and townhall meetings but when their ass and their law license is on the line, lying to a judge in an open court is a different matter. Despite being complete wackos, Giuliana and Powell understand that they can’t sale “Election Fraud” to a judge unless of course they have solid proof of “Election Fraud” and guess what, they don’t and never will. If they had it we would see it.

What we are experiencing is classic Trump, the Democrats stole the election, fraud was committed, it was rigged, just wait until we find the “powerful” evidence because we know it’s there. In reality what we are in the throes of is the “Trump stall” which is how he bankrupted so many small mom and pop vendors he refused to pay over the years, tie them up in court until they give-up, go away or go out of business. The problem with the “Trump stall” in this instance is how quickly the judges have ruled on all these frivolous lawsuits containing nothing but hearsay, conspiracy theories, and no factual evidence. But what Trump has reaped casting all this doubt and stalling the obvious outcome that he lost the election is money, lots of money from MAGA, estimated to be around $250,000,000. Right now, Trump is the envy of every television evangelist out there. His band of red cap wearing morons are robbing their piggy banks and sending him five, ten and twenty dollar donations like he was a modern day Oral Roberts. Pretty soon Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker will need to apply for COVID relief funds because Trump is stealing all of their donations from old white people.    

I was thinking that Trump would wrap this up by January 20th but at this point why should he? This is a gravy train of cash for Trump, Inc. He can spend the next four years inventing new conspiracy theories, preaching the “rigged election” hypothesis on Twitter, and Facebook and have Rudy and the “Kraken” continue to file endless lawsuits. Who knows maybe they find a friendly MAGA judge every now and then that wants a framed 8 x 10 glossy photo of him and Trump standing together at Mar-a-Lago for his office.

And we know that Trump has an unending army of wackos willing to throw tubs of wet spaghetti on the walls to see if any of it will stick or at the very least distract. The latest conspiracy theory being floated around is bat shit crazy, but it also comes from his bat shit crazy buddy Roger Stone. Have you heard it yet? Per Mr. Stone: “I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine. If this checks out, if law enforcement looked into that and it turned out to be true, it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election.”  

Will Trump retweet this? Oh hell no, even someone as dimwitted as he is knows better. But this is just the kind of over the top, bullshit that his low IQ, red hat brigand will pass around on Facebook and Twitter without any prodding from him or Hannity. At this point it seems the crazier the better. If it smells like the deep state, George Soros, Bill Gates, or Hillary Clinton have a hand in it they will eat it up and pass it around while Trump, Inc. cashes their checks and spends their nickels and dimes.

Do you really think that Kim Jong-un sent a boat, carrying Joe Biden ballots and dumped them in the ballot boxes in Maine? If there is “absolute incontrovertible evidence” of this as Stone implies where is it? Sounds like one of Trump’s favorite vague lines “many people are saying” doesn’t it? Even Attorney General William Barr, a man who has spent the last two years covering-up, burying and shredding all of Trump, Inc’s crimes has said and I quote, “to date, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have effected a different outcome in the election.” Why would Barr not support Don “Corleone” Trump’s absurd claims? Because unlike Rudy and the “Kraken” Barr would like to keep his law license. It is worth to much future revenue to him.

Rudy’s response concerning Barr’s observation: “With all due respect to the Attorney General, there hasn’t been any semblance of a Department of Justice investigation. We have gathered ample evidence of illegal voting in at least six states, which they have not examined.” Yup, “ample evidence”! Evidence that has yet to see the light of day. Evidence that simply doesn’t exist which is why they are trying to convince Congress to throw the election out and just name Trump King for life.

Keep sending those checks MAGA! Big Don, Little Don, Eric and Ivanka are “counting on YOU to DEFEND the Election, so he asked us to EXTEND your 1000% offer for your next contribution.” Praise Jesus!


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I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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5 Responses to Show me the money

  1. William Tell says:

    “Show me the money” is the first thing any woman says to me.


  2. William Tell says:

    Nothing like a “crack legal team.” We have plenty of ’em in Baltimore.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. cagjr says:

    It speaks volumes about the people who buy intMo their spiel. It makes sense now to believe how many voted for Trump.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. jilldennison says:

    Despite all their efforts, on January 20th, Joe Biden will take the Oath of Office and one way or the other, Donald Trump and his family will vacate the White House. But, the damage he has done and is doing to this nation is unconscionable and will not be easily repaired, just like the damage he has done for the past four years. Any idiot that even considers supporting his bid for another shot in 2024 should be forced to have a psychiatric exam.

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