The GOP and QAnon are right, don’t get the COVID Vaccine!

I hate to admit it but Trumplicans and QAnon believers were right not to trust the COVID vaccine. Think about it, who would want Bill Gates knowing your every move? Or having your testicles (for the over educated, your balls, your nuts, your brass clankers) shrivel up and blow away. We all know the vaccine will make your mullet fall out, turn you into a homo, make you talk like a girl, and worst of all, turn us all into zombies. Please Trumplicans and QAnon looneys, I mean believers, whatever you do DON’T GET THE COVID VACCINE!

You don’t need to be concerned about this new Delta coronavirus variant that the fake news and that traitor Dr. Fauci are talking about. The Marlboros you smoke and Pabst Blue Ribbon you drink will kill any communist bug that tries to get into your system. Truly, you got nothing to worry about. You should live to the ripe old age of 47. Lung cancer, liver failure, diabetes, or making that jump from the roof of your mobile home to your kid’s plastic pool from Dollar General will kill you before the coronavirus will.

In my home state of South Carolina only 36% have been fully vaccinated. 1.89 million dumbasses are letting Bill Gates, Hillary, and George Soros control their minds. Now they know when they are eating, sleeping, even taking shit. Pretty soon those 1.89 million will be trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, do The New York Times crossword puzzle, or watch PBS!

Yup those 64% in the Great State of South Carolina are smart not to get vaccinated or wear a mask. I mean if Jesus had wanted us to wear a mask, he would have told us in the Bible. Am I right? The Bible is the law of land. It tells us that black people should be slaves, that we can have as many guns as we want, kill as much shit as we want, and that fags are all going to hell. It’s all right there, in black and white, oh and red.

So, all you intellectual giants who refuse to get vaccinated good for you. What is the worse thing that could happen? You got to die from something, right? It sure as hell isn’t going to be from getting that commie shot in the arm. You have watched enough Bruce Lee movies. You got the moves to kick the Kung Flu in the ass or at least enough beer to think you can.

Let’s show those Socialist, Liberal, Democrats what a real, red blooded, confederate flag waving, American looks like. Say it loud and proud “The vaccine is for pussies”! Who cares if all us Trumplicans die and South Carolina turns BLUE in 2022 and beyond. They got NASCAR and free beer in heaven.

About ends and beginnings blog

I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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14 Responses to The GOP and QAnon are right, don’t get the COVID Vaccine!

  1. Nan says:

    Oh dang! I went and listened to that “traitor” and got my shots. No doubt I’ll pay the price and be dead within 3 months. Oh wait! It’s already been 3 months. Well … we’ll just see what happens in the next few months!!

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  2. cagjr says:

    Just as I am reading your snark on the troglodytes, I’m watching Joshua Johnson with Dr. Ezekiel Emannuel who is explaining that the vaccines are effective and those poor clowns who refuse to get one on the advice of Q-Anon and Margery Taylor Greene, exhibit all the irresponsibility developed in the Republican ranks of the past four years. I suspect there are few of your followers who come from that area of society.

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  3. maryplumbago says:

    Love the snark!
    I agree totally. I truly couldn’t care less if all the trumpers and QAnon folks don’t get the vaccine. In fact, I truly hope they do not. Seriously we need the human population to go down and it might as well be the stupid bottom of the gene pool ones…
    These same idiots are the climate change deniers, the religious nutcases, the gay bashers, the pro life, but lock them in the cages and deny school lunches Jesus freaks, the let’s give our pittance of our money to the super wealthy in the form of tax breaks because we always vote against our own interests group and of the white supremacy racist bigots brainchilds.

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  4. Terry Bahn says:

    You really should be careful with your satire and sarcasm. The terminally stupid and wantonly ignorant people are everywhere. 😲

    I’m disappointed in my vaccination. Since I heard that the vaccine makes you magnetic, I’ve been checking whether my keys will stick to my forehead. I know it’s an odd place to carry keys, but at least I wouldn’t lose them. So far, no luck. Maybe I got the wrong vaccine. 🤔 I thought the “m” in mRNA meant magnetic and Moderna IS one of the two that use mRNA technology. 😥

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  5. Pardon me, boy, I’m just a stupid, liberal, snowflake, fully vaccinated, Democrat pussy who doesn’t like ventilators, life support, crematoriums or 6 foot deep holes. Yeah, I still wear a mask to my favorite Publix because of all the idiots in my town who believe covid is a thing of the past like the black plague. Great post….some day we won’t be preaching to the just the choir.

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  6. dolphinwrite says:

    Jokes often portray truth: How many mask wearers does it take to think for themselves?

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  7. dolphinwrite says:

    That’s the reason for jokes: for people to figure out. I think in this day and age, less and less people are able to solve riddles, thinking outside the box, completely propagandized or into themselves in an unhealthy way. When we were growing up, telling jokes was common, including challenging readings, and we knew who thought for themselves in this fashion. All the best.

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    • I hate to bust your intellectual bubble but what you offered is more akin to an incomplete sentence than a riddle. As you have done in the past the context of your comments on my blog are for an audience of one, you. Previously you have requested a “conversation” about the content of what I have written and have taken offense and crawled back in your hole when you could not steer the conversation in the direction you desired or make a sane, rational point that made any sense. Please keep in mind, your repeated attempts at cleverness prevent having any sort of dialogue. Rather than continuing to waste my and your time maybe what you should do is just email yourself. At least you would be communicating with something that thinks you are as smart as you think you are.

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  8. dolphinwrite says:

    This is for the readers: This is why we share, but don’t engage when the other must resort to quips, barbs, and insults. In that, there is no place for intelligent discussion. We share. Look to see if the other truly wishes to discuss. And if barbs, darts, and insults are returned, we leave them in their dark, beer strewn den, and comic books. **Okay. Now for more barbs. Seeya.

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    • Your history is pretty simple with me, you don’t engage, you lecture. You attempt to inflate your ego with my “readers” by spouting $10 words and 50 cent observations. Your boring. Clipping my toenails is more exciting than having a “discussion” with you.

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