I hate to admit it but Trumplicans and QAnon believers were right not to trust the COVID vaccine. Think about it, who would want Bill Gates knowing your every move? Or having your testicles (for the over educated, your balls, your nuts, your brass clankers) shrivel up and blow away. We all know the vaccine will make your mullet fall out, turn you into a homo, make you talk like a girl, and worst of all, turn us all into zombies. Please Trumplicans and QAnon looneys, I mean believers, whatever you do DON’T GET THE COVID VACCINE!
You don’t need to be concerned about this new Delta coronavirus variant that the fake news and that traitor Dr. Fauci are talking about. The Marlboros you smoke and Pabst Blue Ribbon you drink will kill any communist bug that tries to get into your system. Truly, you got nothing to worry about. You should live to the ripe old age of 47. Lung cancer, liver failure, diabetes, or making that jump from the roof of your mobile home to your kid’s plastic pool from Dollar General will kill you before the coronavirus will.
In my home state of South Carolina only 36% have been fully vaccinated. 1.89 million dumbasses are letting Bill Gates, Hillary, and George Soros control their minds. Now they know when they are eating, sleeping, even taking shit. Pretty soon those 1.89 million will be trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, do The New York Times crossword puzzle, or watch PBS!
Yup those 64% in the Great State of South Carolina are smart not to get vaccinated or wear a mask. I mean if Jesus had wanted us to wear a mask, he would have told us in the Bible. Am I right? The Bible is the law of land. It tells us that black people should be slaves, that we can have as many guns as we want, kill as much shit as we want, and that fags are all going to hell. It’s all right there, in black and white, oh and red.
So, all you intellectual giants who refuse to get vaccinated good for you. What is the worse thing that could happen? You got to die from something, right? It sure as hell isn’t going to be from getting that commie shot in the arm. You have watched enough Bruce Lee movies. You got the moves to kick the Kung Flu in the ass or at least enough beer to think you can.
Let’s show those Socialist, Liberal, Democrats what a real, red blooded, confederate flag waving, American looks like. Say it loud and proud “The vaccine is for pussies”! Who cares if all us Trumplicans die and South Carolina turns BLUE in 2022 and beyond. They got NASCAR and free beer in heaven.