I do declare Miss Lindsey is mad again!

So, Miss Lindsey Graham, Senator of South Carolina, plans on challenging the grand jury subpoena she received seeking her testimony as part of an investigation into possible criminal interference in Georgia’s 2020 election by Ronald Frump and his allies. The Fulton County Georgia investigators told Miss Graham’s attorneys that she is “neither a subject nor target of the investigation, simply a witness”.

Why would the Debutant challenge the subpoena, if she has nothing to hide, and isn’t a target? Because, again according to her attorney, “This is all politics. Fulton County is engaged in a fishing expedition and working in concert with the January 6 Committee in Washington”.

The subpoena notes that Miss Graham made several calls to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger and his staff about “reexamining certain absentee ballots cast in Georgia in order to explore the possibility of a more favorable outcome for former President Ronald Frump.” Again, Miss Graham’s attorneys speaking on her behalf stated that she was well within her rights to discuss with state officials the processes and procedures around administering elections.

I like how they used the term “state officials”, not Georgia state officials like it was just some random state they picked. Let me stop here and refresh your memory, Miss Graham represents the great state (cough, cough, coke, choke) of South Carolina, not Georgia, not North Carolina, South Carolina. I guess from her perspective she is such a big swinging, hmm, vagina that she can call any damn state she damn well pleases when Daddy Frump tells her to call. So there.

Raffensperger has already spilled his guts and indicated that he was none too comfortable with Miss Graham’s calls to him. Miss Graham said that she was just “trying to find out how do you verify signatures on mail-in ballots in these states that are just the center of attention?” Center of attention? Do you mean states Frump thought he was supposed to win until the election was STOLEN from him? Sounds to me like Miss Graham was trying to do a little recon for her Daddy. She went on to state that “If he [Raffensperger] felt threatened by that conversation, he’s got a problem”.

Let’s back into this for a moment, I wonder how Miss Graham would feel if say Amy Klobuchar, the Democratic senator from Minnesota called the South Carolina Secretary of State Mark Hammond just to ask how we verify signatures on mail-in ballots? Better yet if she called and asked him anything other than where the best place to have a Confederate Flag pressed and starched is. That’s right Miss Graham would have a grade A, hold your breath until you turn blue, hissy fit, and we have all seen our delicate Southern Belle have plenty of hissy fits lately.

Here is the thing, none of these weaselly pieces of shit have anything to hide. It’s why they fight subpoenas and plead the fifth 150 times. They are right and we are wrong. If we want to know the truth just ask them provided it’s not under oath because it’s all a witch-hunt, partition politics, socialism, communism, ANTIFA! I do have a question for MAGA, if Ronald Frump won “THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!” why did he ask Raffensperger to find him 11,780 votes in Georgia? Can you explain that one to me? He won by a lot. A LOT! Anyway, y’all keep sending the Measly Mango your beer and cigarette money. Maybe one day Frump and Mike “The Pillow Guy” Lindell will release all that earth shattering evidence of election fraud, and deception in a year or ten. They have it. How do we know because they told us they have it!