A Charade and Witch Hunt

“This memo is being written to express our anger, disappointment, and complaint that with all of the hundreds of millions of dollars spent on what many consider to be a Charade and Witch Hunt, and despite strong and powerful requests, you have not spent even a short moment on examining the massive Election Fraud that took place during the 2020 Presidential Election, and have targeted only those who were, as concerned American Citizens, protesting the Fraud itself.” – Ronald J. Frump

This long ass sentence is just a portion of the 14-page “memo” Ronald J. Frump sent to Rep. Bennie Thompson, after the January 6^th Committee subpoenaed Ronald to come tell his side of the story yesterday, confront the evidence against him and answer questions all under oath. Now you and I both know that there isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that Ronald is going to swear to a God he doesn’t believe in and tell the truth. Remember Frump pleaded the Fifth more than 440 times during his deposition in New York which is investigating whether the Frump Organization violated banking, insurance, and tax laws and if it engaged in financial fraud. The one question he did answer was his name and there is no reporting as to whether he answered that correctly.

I promise you in the coming days and weeks we will hear from Ronald affirming that he is ready, willing, and able to testify before the January 6^th Committee, provided of course they give him a primetime slot (see his comment below). He will crow about how strongly and powerful his testimony will be. He will boast that the world will have never heard such an amazing, and unbelievable testimony like his will be. Then he will let us know that many powerful, and successful people have encouraged him, please sir, to testify to save our country from the radical left. And then we will hear crickets.

The excuses of why he can’t or won’t testify will be as varied as a bag of jellybeans. But the ultimate and honest reason is this, Frump knows he is lying. He also knows that the “Big Lie” is the best money-making scheme he has ever come up with and besides, the GOP or some other political PAC is paying all his legal bills, using the nickels, dimes and quarters sent in by the white trash, MAGA horde who think their money is going to support MAGA friendly candidates. It’s not.

MSNBC had some historians on the other day talking about how Frump’s tenure will play out in history. Its not good. What happened on January 6^th and Frump’s involvement and encouragement is the perfect conclusion of what was an otherwise disastrous four-year term. As you can imagine Frump has already made many of the recent worst presidents list and in all of the ones I have seen, he is in the bottom five with a bunch of old ass guys like James Buchanan (1857-1861), Andrew Johnson (1865-1869), and Franklin Pierce (1853-1857). The most recent worst, besides Frump, is Herbert Hoover (1929-1933). Hell despite all of Nixon’s troubles he is typically not in the worst top ten column. He does get a dishonorable mention in one poll I looked at.

My point is this, almost 200 years later we don’t think much about Buchanan, Johnson, or Pierce today. I don’t know why they were shitty presidents, but I am sure historians have their reasons. The generation that experienced the Depression are now in their 90’s and 80’s and probably still have hard feelings about Herbert Hoover, my dad does. But what will really haunt Frump for the rest of his life and continue to destroy his already hideous legacy is the modern-day media trail that he has left behind for all to see and read, books, tweets, and television coverage. Historians 100 years from now won’t have to prove that he is and was an idiot, Frump will take care of that for them, just watch the tape.

I don’t know who said this first, but it remains true today, “When Frump’s lips are moving, he’s lying”. As I have written before, I can’t imagine that there was another human being more ill prepared for the job of being President of the United States of America than Ronald J. Frump. His list of failures, and it is an extensive list, should have been our first clue. Frump Steaks, Frump Vodka, Frump Magazine, Frump University, Frump Network. Should I continue? And the next Frump venture predicted to sink like the Titanic, Truth Social.

My kids asked me once how Frump happened? The answer is simple, rather than holding their nose and voting for Hillary Clinton, people just didn’t vote. They figured how much trouble could this clown get us into? Well, we got our answer back in spades. What people didn’t know then that they certainly know now is that this clown, this cartoon character, is a mentally ill sociopath (consistently shows no regard for right and wrong and ignores the rights and feelings of others). He doesn’t give a shit about anybody but himself and he never will.

So, Mr. & Mrs. MAGA know this very simple truth, the minute you quit sending Ronald J. Frump money. The minute you quit buying his hats and t-shirts. The minute you quit going to his rallies. And the minute you vote for someone other than who he tells you to vote for no matter how moronic they are (Herschel Walker), you are dead to him, a RINO. It is too late for you to save face but maybe not to late to tell your grandchildren that you fucked up.  

“Despite very poor television ratings, the Unselect Committee has perpetuated a Show Trial the likes of which this Country has never seen before. There is no Due Process, no Cross-Examination, no “real” Republican members, and no legitimacy since you do not talk about Election Fraud or not calling up the troops. It is a Witch Hunt of the highest level, a continuation of what has been going on for years. You have not gone after the people that created the Fraud, but rather great American Patriots who questioned it, as is their Constitutional right. These people have had their lives ruined as your Committee sits back and basks in the glow.” – Ronald J. Frump             

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