What did you do today while Trump watched television?

Trump Scoreboard

What did I do today?

  1. Woke-up at 7 am.
  2. Ate breakfast.
  3. Took a shower.
  4. Went to church.
  5. Ate lunch.
  6. Blew leaves for two hours.
  7. Split wood for three hours.
  8. Cooked dinner.
  9. Ate dinner.
  10. Started typing.

What did Trump do today?

  1. Woke-up early, scared, angry and delusion.
  2. Started watching Fox News.
  3. Tweeted until his tiny orange thumbs were sore.

#1 @ 5:58 am: “A REAL scandal is the one sided coverage, hour by hour, of networks like NBC & Democrat spin machines like Saturday Night Live. It is all nothing less than unfair news coverage and Dem commercials. Should be tested in courts, can’t be legal? Only defame & belittle! Collusion?”

#2 @ 6:11 am: “So where are all the missing Text messages between fired FBI agents Peter S and the lovely Lisa Page, his lover. Just reported that they have been erased and wiped clean. What an outrage as the totally compromised and conflicted Witch Hunt moves ever so slowly forward. Want them!”

#3 @ 6:39 am: “Remember, Michael Cohen only became a “Rat” after the FBI did something which was absolutely unthinkable & unheard of until the Witch Hunt was illegally started. They BROKE INTO AN ATTORNEY’S OFFICE! Why didn’t they break into the DNC to get the Server, or Crooked’s office?”

#4 @ 7:03 am : “At the request of many, I will be reviewing the case of a “U.S. Military hero,” Major Matt Golsteyn, who is charged with murder. He could face the death penalty from our own government after he admitted to killing a Terrorist bomb maker while overseas. @PeteHegseth @FoxNews”

#5 @ 7:20 am: “Judge Ken Starr, former Solicitor Generel & Independent Counsel, just stated that, after two years, “there is no evidence or proof of collusion” & further that “there is no evidence that there was a campaign financing violation involving the President.” Thank you Judge. @FoxNews”

#6 @ 8:25 am: “The Democrats policy of Child Seperation on the Border during the Obama Administration was far worse than the way we handle it now. Remember the 2014 picture of children in cages – the Obama years. However, if you don’t separate, FAR more people will come. Smugglers use the kids!”

#7 @ 12:29 pm: “Required television watching is last weeks @marthamaccallum interview with the wonderful wife of Rod Blagojevich and the @trish_regan interview with a Jerome Corsi. If that doesn’t tell you something about what has been going on in our Country, nothing will. Very sad!”

#8 @ 12:29 pm: “It looks here as though General Flynn’s defenses are incidental to something larger which is for the prosecution to figure out if it can find a path to Donald Trump without quite knowing what that crime might be. It stops looking like prosecution and more looking like a persecution of the President.” Daniel Henninger, The Wall Street Journal. Thank you, people are starting to see and understand what this Witch Hunt is all about. Jeff Sessions should be ashamed of himself for allowing this total HOAX to get started in the first place! The Russian Witch Hunt Hoax, started as the “insurance policy” long before I even got elected, is very bad for our Country. They are Entrapping people for misstatements, lies or unrelated things that took place many years ago. Nothing to do with Collusion. A Democrat Scam!”

Yes, this piece of shit is running scared and his supporters, well they are still morons for believing all his shit. It’s going to be fun watching this fat, orange, blob meltdown. I got my popcorn ready. Do you?

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Individual 1 -aka “Fat Nixon”

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A great article from AP about how much shit Trump has created and how deep that shit is: Investigations look at Trump’s life from all angles

WASHINGTON (AP) — Investigations now entangle Donald Trump’s White House, campaign, transition, inauguration, charity and business. For Trump, the political, the personal and the deeply personal are all under examination.

Less than two years into Trump’s presidency, his business associates, political advisers and family members are being probed, along with the practices of his late father. On Saturday, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke became the fourth Cabinet member to leave under an ethical cloud, having sparked 17 investigations into his actions on the job, by one watchdog’s count.

All of this with the first special counsel investigation against a president in 20 years hanging over Trump’s head, spinning out charges and strong-arming guilty pleas from underlings while keeping in suspense whether the president — “Individual 1” in prosecutor Robert Mueller’s coded legalese — will end up accused of criminal behavior himself.

The scope of the scrutiny has shaped Trump’s presidency, proving a steady distraction from his governing agenda. So far, much of it has been launched by federal prosecutors and government watchdogs that eschew partisanship. The intensity is certain to increase next year when Democrats assume control of the House and the subpoena power that comes with it.

Although Trump dismisses the investigations as politically motivated “witch hunts,” his high-octane Twitter account frequently betrays just how consumed he is by the scrutiny. He’s also said to watch hours of television coverage on milestone days in the investigations.

“It saps your energy, diverts your attention and you simply can’t lead because your opponents are up in arms against you,” Cal Jillson, a Southern Methodist University political scientist and historian, said of the scrutiny. “It weakens your friends and emboldens your enemies.”

Almost midway through his term, Trump is struggling to deliver on his central campaign promises. He may end the year without a Republican-led Congress giving him the $5 billion he wants for a border wall. And he’s previewed few legislative priorities for 2019.

Even if he had, it’s unlikely the new Democratic House majority would have much incentive to help a president weakened by investigations rack up wins as his own re-election campaign approaches.

Perhaps not since Bill Clinton felt hounded by a “vast right wing conspiracy,” as Hillary Clinton put it, has a president been under such duress from investigation.

This jeopardy has come with Trump’s party in control of Congress and the Justice Department driving at least three separate criminal investigations. They are the Mueller probe looking into possible collusion, obstruction of justice or other wrongdoing in contacts between the Trump campaign and Russia; the New York campaign-finance case involving hush money paid to Trump’s alleged lovers; and now a case from New York, first reported by The Wall Street Journal this past week, examining the finances and operations of Trump’s inaugural committee and whether foreign interests made illegal payments to it.

Behind those matters is a battery of lawsuits or inquiries from state attorneys general and other parties tied mainly to Trump businesses.

At best, the investigations are overshadowing what has been positive economic news. At worst, the probes are a threat to the presidency, Trump’s family and his business interests.

The deep diving will only grow in the new year when Democrats take over the House. They are expected to launch their own investigations and could pursue impeachment, though party leaders caution they could face a political backlash by taking that step.

Even if Trump avoids impeachment, the Democratic investigations will create headaches. Administration officials will be called to testify before Congress and lawmakers will seek a trove of documents, probably including Trump’s tax returns, which he has refused to make public.

A bare-bones White House staff may struggle to keep up. A tally by the Brookings Institution finds more than 60 percent of Trump’s top aides have left in the first two years, a turnover rate exceeding the previous five presidents. In addition, 10 Cabinet secretaries have departed, more than Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Clinton lost in two years. The shake-ups now have left Mick Mulvaney, Trump’s budget chief, doing double duty indefinitely as the president’s chief of staff.

That combination makes it hard to imagine a president effectively engaged in policy, even if — as in the case of Clinton — the drawn-out investigations lead to an impeachment that fails to remove the president.

“The modern presidency is extraordinarily complex and demanding so you need the president’s full attention,” Jillson says. “Where your attention should be, you’re also thinking about meeting with your lawyers.”

As the investigations mount, few Republicans have dissociated themselves publicly from Trump. But privately, some lawmakers do worry that the investigations will damage his re-election prospects and their own chances in 2020 House and Senate races.

The federal campaign finance probe has put GOP lawmakers in a particularly awkward position. Prosecutors — as well as Trump’s longtime personal lawyer Michael Cohen and a tabloid company that has long been an ally — assert that Trump directed hush payments to keep women quiet about alleged affairs in the closing weeks of the 2016 campaign. Such a payment would violate campaign finance laws. Cohen was sentenced this past week to three years in prison.

Underscoring the balancing act for Republicans, outgoing Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah initially stated that he didn’t much care about Trump being implicated in Cohen’s crime, then thought better of his words.

“I made comments about allegations against the president that were irresponsible and a poor reflection on my lengthy record of dedication to the rule of law,” Hatch said in a statement Friday.

Five people in Trump’s orbit have pleaded guilty to charges in the continuing Mueller probe. Among them, Paul Manafort and Rick Gates were Nos. 1 and 2, respectively, for a time in Trump’s presidential campaign. George Papadopoulos, a lower-level campaign adviser, was sentenced to 14 days in prison and is out. The others are Michael Flynn, who was Trump’s first national security adviser in office and is to be sentenced Tuesday, and Cohen, who is expected to begin his sentence in March.

In addition, the special counsel’s office says Flynn, in giving 19 interviews and turning over a mountain of documents, has assisted in a criminal investigation that has yet to be revealed.

In other words, there’s no end in sight.

Trump is also exposed to legal peril beyond that from federal prosecutors. Among the lawsuits or investigations:

—Democratic attorneys general in Maryland and the District of Columbia and congressional Democrats are challenging the Trump Organization’s business transactions with foreign and state government interests, such as those at his Washington hotel, citing the constitutional ban on presidents taking payments from such sources without congressional consent.

—Summer Zervos, once a contestant on Trump’s TV show, has sued Trump for defamation for accusing her of lying. She alleged in 2016 that he made unwelcome physical contact with her. He’s failed several times to derail the case.

—New York tax officials are looking into whether Trump or his charitable foundation misrepresented tax liability. In addition, the New York tax department said it is “vigorously pursuing all appropriate avenues of investigation” after a New York Times report found Trump and his family, going back to transactions by his father, Fred Trump, cheated on taxes for decades. The report said Trump received the equivalent today of at least $413 million from his father, much of it through dubious tax maneuvers. Trump called the report “a very old, boring and often told hit piece on me.”

—New York authorities allege in a lawsuit that Trump illegally tapped his charitable Trump Foundation to settle legal disputes, help his campaign for president and cover personal and business expenses, including the purchase of a life-size portrait of himself for $10,000.

Stanley Renshon, political scientist at the City University of New York and a psychoanalyst, says all of that adds up to a lot of people, not just the left, “trying to make his presidency untenable.”

It is, perhaps, vaster than the right-wing “conspiracy” the Clintons endured, Renshon says. “I call it the everybody conspiracy.”

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Surround myself only with the best and most serious people

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“Fake News has it purposely wrong. Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn’t someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington. Please report news correctly. Thank you!” – Trump tweet 12-11-18

“Many, over ten”…….right! Once upon a time the White House Chief of Staff was basically the second most powerful position in our country. This was the person that directed traffic in the White House. The person that was closest to the President. The person that counseled the President, and was the President’s “finger to the wind”.

In the tweet above our dumbass states that MANY (ever notice how often he uses the word “many” but never identifies who many are?) are vying, over ten in case we were counting, for the job. The truth is, as the Fake News has so accurately reported, that Trump can’t give the job away. And to take it one step further, his only pool of prospects are the people already working in the White House including his son in-law and Kellyanne Conway.

But we have the “smartest man” in the world as our President and he doesn’t need a stinking Chief of Staff which is great for him because nobody, and I do mean nobody, wants to be his Chief of Staff. Trump has been turned down more times than the beds at a Holiday Inn. But he still has “many, over ten” although today he mentioned on camera that he still had “many”, five, so maybe he is trying to manage exceptions just a little since Chris Christie just turned him down also. Think about that for a minute, if you can’t get an ass kissing opportunist like Chris Christie to be your Chief of Staff, you’re in serious trouble.

Face it Deplorable nation this lying sack of shit isn’t going to get the best and most serious people, Mexico isn’t going to pay for the wall, nor is the wall ever going to be built, and despite your battle cry of “Lock her up” the only people getting locked-up are Trumps best and most serious people and it appears to the rest of us that Trump and his crime family are next.

This clowns time in office is drawing to a close. It will be ugly for him and his family but beautiful for America. Get your popcorn ready and enjoy the fun.

And just in: Trump once again is having to rob Peter to pay Paul: “I am pleased to announce that Mick Mulvaney, Director of the Office of Management & Budget, will be named Acting White House Chief of Staff, replacing General John Kelly, who has served our Country with distinction. Mick has done an outstanding job while in the Administration. I look forward to working with him in this new capacity as we continue to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! John will be staying until the end of the year. He is a GREAT PATRIOT and I want to personally thank him for his service!”- Trump tweet 12-14-18

And update number two from our big orange baby; “For the record, there were MANY people who wanted to be the White House Chief of Staff. Mick M will do a GREAT job!” – Trump tweet 12-14-18 which is the Trump equivalent of “For the record, there were MANY girls who wanted to go to the Prom with me but my Mom will be a GREAT date!”

And update number three (another Trump criminal bites the dust): “Secretary of the Interior @RyanZinke will be leaving the Administration at the end of the year after having served for a period of almost two years. Ryan has accomplished much during his tenure and I want to thank him for his service to our Nation. The Trump Administration will be announcing the new Secretary of the Interior next week.” – Trump tweet 12-15-18

If you didn’t know, there are several ongoing federal investigations concerning Ryan Zinke focused on his travel, political activity and potential conflicts of interest. Once again, another fine example of Trumps “best and most serious people”.

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You can’t come to my party

baby donald

It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, cry if I want to, You would cry too if it happened to you

The big news on Fox today: Trump cancels White House Christmas party for the press. I think I have mentioned the game I play at night, I watch the opening of the Rachel Maddow Show, see what her headline is and then flip over to Hannity and see what he is yapping about.

If you have been paying attention this week there has been a lot of bad news for our big Pumpkin and Rachel has had a difficult time fitting everything in. From Flynn, to Cohen, to the National Enquirer, The Donald has had a bad week and has been implicated by the courts as a co-conspirator (Individual 1) to a felony.

And if you have really been paying attention to the multitude of stories, or his versions of stories our Pumpkin has been offering you know this lying sack of shit couldn’t tell the truth if his life depended on it. And while he offers a dozen different versions of the same story, his supporters continue to swear that all of them are true! But here is the fun part of the story, his life or at least his freedom does depend on the truth but thankful you and I and Robert Mueller have all his Tweets, and interviews that contain all the lies he has fabricated. And today is no different:

“I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law. He was a lawyer and he is supposed to know the law. It is called “advice of counsel,” and a lawyer has great liability if a mistake is made. That is why they get paid. Despite that many campaign finance lawyers have strongly stated that I did nothing wrong with respect to campaign finance laws, if they even apply, because this was not campaign finance. Cohen was guilty on many charges unrelated to me, but he plead to two campaign charges which were not criminal and of which he probably was not guilty even on a civil basis. Those charges were just agreed to by him in order to embarrass the president and get a much reduced prison sentence, which he did-including the fact that his family was temporarily let off the hook. As a lawyer, Michael has great liability to me!” – Trump tweet 12-13-18

If this sounds like the ramblings of a sad, delusion, isolated and guilty man you would be right.

So back to Rachel (yea we are on a first name basis), so while she is reading through the Cohen sentencing documents, I flip over to Hannity. There is Sean, looking all constipated, with that greasy hair and no forehead to grow down to and the big, bold graphic behind him reads CLINTON FOUNDATION, I mean seriously, Trump’s lawyer and co-conspirator was just sentenced to spend 36 months in prison and the lead story on Hannity’s show is Hillary Clinton.

So what’s in store tonight for Rachel? More bad news for Trump, the GOP and the NRA, Russian agent Maria Butina’s guilty verdict and plea deal. Ms. Butina admitted that she “successfully” infiltrated the NRA and helped establish illegal back channels to the Kremlin for the Trump administration. And if things weren’t bad enough for our orange wonder, Trumps inauguration contributions and spending are now under criminal investigation, meaning, why were there so many Russians in Washington that week and where did all that money come from and where did it all go? Lots, and lots of money-$107 million dollars!

Yes this has been a fun week. A fun week for me, for you and for Rachel. But not such a fun week for Trump, and the Trump crime family. In the meantime, Baby Donald canceled the White House Christmas party for the press because, well, because he is Baby Donald. I bet he will have a private Fox News party or maybe just a holiday get together with Sean. The two of them will share some eggnog, a Big Mac or ten and talk about Hillary, yea Hillary! Remember the Deplorable battle cry; “What about Hillary! But the emails! Benghazi! Uranium One!”

Fun times! Fun times!

“They gave General Flynn a great deal because they were embarrassed by the way he was treated – the FBI said he didn’t lie and they overrode the FBI. They want to scare everybody into making up stories that are not true by catching them in the smallest of misstatements. Sad! WITCH HUNT!” – Trump tweet 12-13-18

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The truth is the greatest enemy of the State

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“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” – Theodore Roosevelt

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” – Joseph Goebbels

You know I was thinking about writing a witty post about the latest dumb Trump stuff that is going on but then I read the Dumbass-in-Chief’s twitter post and thought what’s the point?. I mean seriously, what fuel can add to this shit show with my commentary when the words The Donald types out with his short, fat, orange thumbs speak so loudly. Honestly this is funny shit, really funny shit, read along with me……

 “Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.” @FoxNews  That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me). Cohen just trying to get his sentence reduced. WITCH HUNT!

Where to begin, I guess the most obvious place is the word “Smocking”. You see in the old days, thirty days ago, some trusted adviser would have run up to Trumps bedroom and said “Mr. President you misspelled smoking in your tweet” and he, or someone, would have corrected it for him. Today no one on his staff gives a shit. There are no trusted advisers. They are tired of covering for his sorry ass. They really are.

You see this prick has no one except Sean Hannity and I can promise you Sean will jump ship like the rest of them when the Big D goes down. Hannity doesn’t need Trump when he still has Hillary. He can spend every hour, every day talking about the Clinton Foundation and his old, feeble, uneducated, racist, white trash audience will feel just as satisfied and enlightened without him ever uttering the Trump name again. Sure he might miss a tee-time at Mar-a-Lago but Sean has rightly determined that “Orange Jumpsuit” just isn’t his color.

So if you look at this tweet it’s kind of a greatest hit edition, Democrats, Comey, No Collusion, Obama, Cohen and WITCH HUNT. I guess Trump forgot to mention Hillary because he was Smocking something.

I am in the process of interviewing some really great people for the position of White House Chief of Staff. Fake News has been saying with certainty it was Nick Ayers, a spectacular person who will always be with our #MAGA agenda. I will be making a decision soon!

Come on, no one, NO ONE wants to work with or for this piece of shit and after two years he has yet to fill hundreds of positions. Instead of people beating down the door to get in folks are lining up to get the hell out by the first of the year. Everyone knows that the stink of Trump kills career and there are only so many book deals out there.

Since day one, Trump has used Fox News like his own personal Zip Recruiter but I think the pickings are getting a little thin over there, even for him. And just as an aside, there isn’t, and wasn’t a #MAGA agenda. He had no plan. Hell he didn’t even think he would win. The only “promise” he has fulfilled, and really he didn’t have anything to do with it, was put conservative judges in slots. Honestly, Repugnant Senators can be thanked for that.

The Trump Administration has accomplished more than any other U.S. Administration in its first two (not even) years of existence, & we are having a great time doing it! All of this despite the Fake News Media, which has gone totally out of its mind-truly the Enemy of the People!

Trump likes to tweet this a lot and I do mean a lot but have you ever noticed he never actually list any of his accomplishments? This is one of those “things” that he likes to tell himself during Executive Time which reminds me of the old saying “I don’t know where I am going but I am making great time!” Trump has no idea where he is going, he has no idea what he is doing and he certainly had no idea what was expected of him. Mark my words, he will go down in history as the most ill prepared, laziest, dumbest, and most corrupt President this country has ever had……..and we have had a lot.

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The Evangelical….loser

State Funeral Held For George H.W. Bush At The Washington National Cathedral

While Barack Obama “the Muslim”, Barack Obama “the anti-Christ” sang hymns and recited the Apostles’ Creed at President Bush’s memorial service today the Evangelical savior did what? Looked constipated. He looked like he needed to take a big shit and he has, on you Joe and Jean Evangelical Deplorable. Trump shits on you everyday and you take it, why? For a couple of Supreme Court Justices? Is that going to get you into heaven? Is that your answer when Jesus ask you “Why did you let this happen?”

The man who was eulogized today bares no resemblance to the piece of shit that occupies the office of President today. Words like hero, honorable, empathetic, service and compassion were used to describe President Bush, words that won’t grace our lips or anyone’s lips when Trump’s spray tan finally fades for the last time.

RIP George H. W. Bush. Thank you for being a model for us to emulate. Thank you for being a great man, husband, father, grandfather, friend, leader, President.

“Speakers rhapsodized about Bush’s natural good cheer and optimism; his willingness to share credit and accept blame; his preference for self-deprecating humor; his gift for personal diplomacy; his loyalty to friends when they were down; his talent at assembling international coalitions; his mistrust of “unthinking partisanship”; his inaugural address in which he said that Americans must judge our lives by kindness to friends and neighbors rather than the pursuit of “a bigger car, a bigger bank account”; his commitment to truth and to living up to the obligations of a “gentleman.” – John F. Harris is editor-in-chief of POLITICO

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“Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our Country going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for President & continue to run my business-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail. Lightly looked at doing a building somewhere in Russia. Put up zero money, zero guarantees and didn’t do the project. Witch Hunt!” – Trump tweet 11-30-18

Last year I wrote a post encouraging Trump to keep Tweeting. I noted that Trump should “keep Tweeting to your 20 million real followers and 15 million fake followers Mr. President. Keep digging that hole. Keep piling up the evidence of your incompetence. Truly it is the only way in hell you will ever Make America Great Again.” Fortunately, our Dumbass-in-Chief has followed my advice.

As many of you know I am not a big fan of social media. I have a Facebook account but no friends attached to it. I use it primarily for news and to creep on my Dad to make sure he still has all of his marbles, which is debatable some days. But I am thrilled Big Don is still on Twitter, loves to do interviews with Trump friendly press and has diarrhea of the mouth at his redneck, white people rally’s. And I love that we have a patriot in Robert Mueller listening and reading all of Trumps bullshit.

Pardon my French, but the bottom line is this, Trump is a dumb fuck as are all of loyal followers. He has lived his life believing that he and his family are above the law, that rules don’t apply to them. This piece of shit could have survived living life like this, though I think it would have eventually caught-up with him or maybe one of his dumbass spawns at some point, but there was no way he could maintain this life style as the President which is why we are where we are today.

Look, we will survive Trump, the old, white, racist, Deplorables will die soon, very soon, and years from now America will be better, stronger, and smarter because we survived this dumbass and we will have Robert Mueller, a great American to thank for it. I promise we will.


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