Citizen Trump

Ronald J. Frump wrote this on his Twitter Want to Be platform: IF IMMUNITY IS NOT GRANTED TO A PRESIDENT, EVERY PRESIDENT THAT LEAVES OFFICE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY INDICTED BY THE OPPOSING PARTY. WITHOUT COMPLETE IMMUNITY, A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PROPERLY FUNCTION!

Ronald J. Frump DIDN’T write this on his Twitter Want to Be platform: A President of the United States must have Full Immunity in order to properly function and do what has to be done for the good of our Country. A Nation-destroying ruling like this cannot be allowed to stand. If not overturned, as it should be, this decision would terribly injure not only the Presidency, but the Life, Breath, and Success of our Country. A President will be afraid to act for fear of the opposite Party’s Vicious Retribution after leaving Office. I know from personal experience because I am going through it right now. It will become a Political Weapon used for Election Interference. Even our Elections will be corrupted and under siege. So bad, and so dangerous for our Nation. SAVE PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY! (Ronald probably added this last part though)

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Could the Founding Fathers have ever imagined a piece of shit like Ronald J. Frump being elected President of the United States when the Constitution was signed 237 years ago? Hard to know. I am sure there was the occasional clown out there over the last two centuries that made a run for the office or even held office. I don’t know much about presidential history so maybe there was another Frump type buffoon in the mix many years ago but honestly, I find it hard to believe.

Ranked as the worst president of all times is James Buchanan the 15th President of the United States, a place of honor he has held for many years. Historians contend that Buchanan’s sympathy toward the South and reluctance to stop the first seven states from seceding led to the American Civil War. It was said about Buchanan that, “Publicly and politically, Buchanan was a fierce defender of the Constitution and slavery as a constitutional right. Privately, he seemed aware and comfortable with the idea of Black people working for him in ways that white people would not.”

So, Buchanan was a racist piece of shit and why he typically tops the charts as the worst president of all time. But guess who is number two? Go ahead, take a stab at it. That’s right, you know him, you love him, everyone’s self-proclaimed favorite president Ronald J. Frump.

You would think it would take years, decades even to achieve the number two spot but Ronald did it in just a few. Certainly, being impeached twice in the House helps (no other president was impeached twice in the House so that’s got to be a point of pride for him). Countless lawsuits, including federal charges of attempting to overturn the election, starting an insurrection, and stealing classified documents help. Hell, a conviction here or there and old Ronald might just get that top spot and we all know how much he loves being number one although we know he really is a number two.

Since 1789 when big George became President, we have rocked along for 234 years without giving much thought to Presidential immunity. Why? Because we have never needed too until this Psycho Clown came on the scene. You see here is a simple thought, only guilty people need immunity. If Rump had nothing to hide, if Rump truly thought his actions were legal, trying to overturn the election, starting an insurrection, stealing classified documents, threatening, and abusing E. Jean Carroll twice, and paying Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut then he wouldn’t need the protection of the Presidential Seal. But that’s his defense, it’s all he’s got. In his mind, he is untouchable because once upon a time he was the President, and he has the Secret Service detail to prove. But the court disagreed, “For the purpose of this criminal case, former President Trump has become citizen Trump”.

One of Rump’s MANY former attorneys noted that of all the words in the District of Columbia Circuit Court of Appeals 57-page decision, those two citizen Trump more than likely set his clown hair on fire. Of all the formers still alive, Obama, W. Bush, and Carter, Rump is the only one that acts like he is still the king of the world. Words like shallow, insecure, egotistical, don’t even scratch the surface of this guy’s neurosis. But 45% of the American population continue to follow this guy off the cliff and I bet 25% of them would do ANYTHING to make him President Rump again.

I was listening to a podcast the other day that really made me think. When Rump was elected back in 2016, people that we know, friends and family, people that we use for services, like doctors, lawyers, accountants, voted for him because he was the GOP candidate and the Dem candidate, Hillary Clinton, simply had too much liberal baggage. All the GOPers said the same thing, Frump will settle down, all his bullshit and bluster was just for show, campaign rhetoric. He will surround himself with “the best people” and he will use his business acumen to Make America Great Again! Unfortunately, the wheels fell off that wagon in a matter of months and Rump cemented his position as the second worst President in American history.

The point of the podcast was this, the GOP no longer exist, it has all been sucked into the MAGA blackhole whose annotated king is Ronald J. Frump. Ronald runs all aspects of MAGA. He can get you reelected if you say nice things about him and tell him he is pretty or he will crucify and punish you and make sure you don’t get a single MAGA vote. He controls most of the members of Congress and the Senate and tells them how to vote and what course of action to pursue, read Hunter and Joe Biden investigation, all from the comfort of his kingdom, Mar-a-Lago. He even holds supreme over the Republican National Committee and apparently has made the decision to cut Ronna McDaniel lose.

So, per the guest commentator on this podcast, our friends and family, people that we use for services, like doctors, lawyers, and accountants that identified as GOP Republicans back in the day, are now MAGA Republicans because the GOP doesn’t exist whether they believe it or would even acknowledge it. Pretty chilling.        

Another Disgrace to our American System of Justice

I am in the process, along with my team, of interviewing various law firms to represent me in an Appeal of one of the most ridiculous and unfair Witch Hunts our Country has ever seen – The defamation Sham presided over by a Clinton appointed, highly partisan, Trump Hating Judge, Lewis Kaplan, who was, together with certain other Radical Left Democrat Judges, one of the most partisan and out of control activists that I have ever appeared before. He was a “bully” who demanded two trials, rather than one, denied me Due Process, would not allow me to put forth vital evidence (of which there was much!), and only allowed me to be on the witness stand for minutes, telling my lawyer what to ask, and telling me to only give one word answers, as his wife and friends sat in cordoned off front row seats watching with glee. This entire HOAX is a disgrace to our American System of Justice. Any lawyer who takes a TRUMP CASE is either “CRAZY,” or a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT. I will make my decision soon! – Ronald J. Frump on Da’ Truth (1-30-24)

So, Ronald’s attorney Alina Habba, who has enough silicone in her body to caulk the tubs and windows of 15 MAGA Mobile Homes, is getting kicked to the curb. Big surprise. Maybe you remember, I know it’s hard to keep up with, when Ronald replaced her last year as the lead attorney on the first E. Jean Carroll trial that he lost. The attorney that replaced her? Joe Tacopina who quit on Ronald just two weeks ago. Tacopina was going to be the lead attorney for the Stormy Daniels hush money trail. Now Joe is making the rounds telling anyone that will listen that Ronald “might” be in a little bit of trouble. You think?

Now Ms. Habba had one, okay two, attributes that appealed to Rump, big tits and silicone filled pouty lips. The orange bozo just can’t help himself. Was she an experienced attorney? God lord no. She will never argue a case in the hallowed halls of the Supreme Court, but she has breasts, lips, and looks great, at least in Ronald’s eyes, on Newsmax. Check, check, and check all of his qualifications. And the “Trump Hating Judge, Lewis Kaplan” who has been a freaking judge for 30 years schooled her flat ass on how to conduct herself in his court because apparently her only real courtroom experience was in traffic court. But as Frump notes above the judge was mean to Habba and him. Judge Kaplan wouldn’t let them turn his court into a circus because he is a “bully”.

And I love the “demanded two trials” shtick. Why were there two trails? Let me help you. Frump lost the first one, and then he kept fucking with E. Jean Carroll, so she sued him again. Several months ago, Frump was bitching that the first trail he lost to Ms. Carroll wasn’t heard in front of a jury of his peers and how unfair that was to him. Let me tell you a little secret, that was at Frump’s request. He was so confident that he would bulldoze his way through, he waived his right to a jury trial and didn’t even show up. He lost. Then he did have a jury at his second trial and his “peers” (obviously all radical leftist) awarded Ms. Carroll $83 million.

Of all the crap he posted above the only “Truth” he got right is this, any lawyer who takes a Frump case is crazy. He is the most radioactive client you could possibly have. Hell, attorneys have been kicked-out of their firms for even having a meeting with him or having a “thumbs-up” picture taken beside him. What his “team” will end up with is an Alina Habba part deux or maybe they pull old Rudy out of the bankruptcy ashes and give him another shot. He has burned through attorneys with the same zest that he plans on using to burn down America. Keep in mind, Frump has one defense, because he is guilty as hell, become president again at any cost. He truly is the most dangerous man in the world because he is a deranged animal, in a cage and the door is slamming shut. And just like January 6^th, he has a horde of mindless twits, including elected officials, willing to do anything he tells them to do. Should be an interesting 2024.         

How far the GOP has fallen from Ronald Reagan

“Merry Christmas to all, including Crooked Joe Biden’s ONLY HOPE, Deranged Jack Smith, the out of control Lunatic who just hired outside attorneys, fresh from the SWAMP (unprecedented!), to help him with his poorly executed WITCH HUNT against “TRUMP” and “MAGA.” Included also are World Leaders, both good and bad, but none of which are as evil and “sick” as the THUGS we have inside our Country who, with their Open Borders, INFLATION, Afghanistan Surrender, Green New Scam, High Taxes, No Energy Independence, Woke Military, Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Iran, All Electric Car Lunacy, and so much more, are looking to destroy our once great USA. MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!” – A Christmas Message from the orange Führer

“Yes, the torch of Lady Liberty symbolizes our freedom and represents our heritage, the compact with our parents, our grandparents, and our ancestors. It is that lady who gives us our great and special place in the world. For it’s the great life force of each generation of new Americans that guarantees that America’s triumph shall continue unsurpassed into the next century and beyond. Other countries may seek to compete with us; but in one vital area, as a beacon of freedom and opportunity that draws the people of the world, no country on earth comes close.

This, I believe, is one of the most important sources of America’s greatness. We lead the world because, unique among nations, we draw our people — our strength — from every country and every corner of the world. And by doing so we continuously renew and enrich our nation.

While other countries cling to the stale past, here in America we breathe life into dreams. We create the future, and the world follows us into tomorrow. Thanks to each wave of new arrivals to this land of opportunity, we’re a nation forever young, forever bursting with energy and new ideas, and always on the cutting edge, always leading the world to the next frontier. This quality is vital to our future as a nation. If we ever closed the door to new Americans, our leadership in the world would soon be lost.” – President Ronald Reagan’s speech on Jan. 19, 1989

“They’re poisoning the blood of our country. They’ve poisoned mental institutions and prisons all over the world. Not just in South America, not just the three or four countries that we think about, but all over the world they’re coming into our country from Africa, from Asia.” – Donald Trump’s speech on Dec. 16, 2023, in New Hampshire

If there is any doubt in your mind about WHO Donald Trump’s supporters are, there shouldn’t be. They are white, homophobic, xenophobic, racist, antisemitic, twisted, “Christian” pigs led by a mentally ill piece of shit (yes, it is a cult). Is that plain enough for you? When Hillary called them a “Basket of deplorables” she hit the nail on the head.

Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Greg Abbott, Marsha Blackburn, Lindsey Graham, Lauren Boebert, Paul Gosar, Jim Jordan, Elise Stefanik, Henry McMaster, Tommy Tuberville, just to name a few, have taken the Grand Old Party (the GOP) under the “supervision” of Trump to a place that the conservative standard-bearer, Ronald Reagan, wouldn’t even recognize as his Republican Party today.

When Reagan ran for reelection in 1984, he carried 49 of the 50 states. What state was the one hold out? Minnesota, the Democratic candidates, Walter Mondale, home state.

I was 22 years old in 1984 and voted for Reagan. What I saw in Reagan and not in Mondale was experience, wisdom, and most importantly for a young adult getting ready to graduate from college, get married and get a job, stability. He was grandfatherly, his words were kind and thoughtful. He was tough but not an asshole and you never doubted his love of America and his gratefulness for the opportunities being an American gave him. So let me ask you a question. Who does that not describe? Donald J. Trump.  

I see those same Reagan-like attributes in Joe Biden. Joe was elected, yes, he won the election Rudy, because the vast majority of American’s were smart enough not to give our country back to the same guy that fucked it up. Let’s call a spade a spade, Trump left Joe a mess to clean-up, and he has, but since we seem to have such a short memory here are some of Trump’s “highlights”:

1. The economy lost 2.9 million jobs and the unemployment rate was 6.3%.

2. The U.S. trade deficit increased by 40.5%.

3. The federal debt rose from $14.4 trillion to $21.6 trillion.

4. The murder rate rose to its highest level since 1997.

5. The number of people lacking health insurance rose by 3 million.

6. Trump promised the nation’s economy would grow annually by 4% to 6%. It never topped 3%.

I look over my old post that I wrote while Trump was in office and there is a continuing theme, Trump didn’t do anything in four years other than tweet, play golf, and watched a lot of television during his “executive time”. I said it back then repeatedly and I will say it now because it is still true, Trump is the most unqualified, ill prepared human being (which could be a point of debate as well) to be President of the United States. He didn’t do shit the first time he will do even less the second time if elected. Let’s hope America is smart enough not to let that happen again.   

Trump is going full Adolf Hitler/QAnon on us

AN URGENT MEMO PREPARED BY PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

State Supreme Court judges ALL appointed by Democrats just REMOVED my name from the 2024 ballot in Colorado. The Soros-funded Democrats behind this vicious lawsuit will immediately use the ruling to challenge us in the remaining 49 states. Crooked Joe and the Democrats know they can’t beat us at the ballot box, so their new plan is to nullify every single “Trump ballot” in the nation to keep Biden in the White House. Make no mistake: WE WILL APPEAL THIS DECISION IMMEDIATELY. We will take this fight all the way to the UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT.

I hope to God that Americans everywhere are waking up to what’s happening to our country. A ruling party is attempting to amass total control over America by rigging the election against its leading opponent who happens to be a political outsider committed to defending the needs and interests of hardworking Americans. This is how dictatorships are born.

I ran for President to be a voice, a defender, and a champion for the American people. And that includes protecting YOUR right to vote. I will not let left-wing judges STEAL the votes of a MAJORITY of Americans. We will win this battle, we will win the 2024 election, and we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

If you’re doing poorly due to the very corrupt Democrats who would rather try and eliminate my name from the ballot than actually lift a finger to help our country, then please do not donate at this time. I mean it! Please make a contribution to help us FIGHT BACK against the Soros-funded attempts to remove my name from the ballot and rob you of your vote.

Man, it’s getting weird out there. Trump is going full Adolf Hitler/QAnon on us evoking the name of the “Jewish Boogeyman” George Soros in his URGENT MEMO. To help us better understand the sick minds he is appealing too, below is QAnon explained by the ADL, a leading anti-hate organization.   

What is QAnon?

QAnon is a decentralized, far-right political movement rooted in a baseless conspiracy theory that former President Donald Trump is waging a secret war against the “Deep State,” a cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles who control the world and run a global child sex trafficking ring, murdering children in ritual Satanic sacrifices in order to harvest a supposedly life-extending chemical from their blood known as adrenochrome. QAnon theories, which are popular among far-right extremists and some Trump supporters, are an amalgam of novel and well-established conspiracy theories, with marked undertones of antisemitism, anti-LGBTQ+ hate, and anti-immigrant bias.

According to QAnon lore, nearly every recent president has been a puppet put in place by the so-called Deep State, but Donald Trump was recruited by top military generals to run for president in 2016. Trump’s mission: to expose and take down the Deep State, which will take place during “the Storm,” a violent day of reckoning in which Deep State actors and their collaborators will be arrested en masse and sent to Guantanamo Bay, where they will face military tribunals and be executed for their various supposed crimes against humanity.

In the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic and 2020 presidential election, QAnon has bolstered anti-vaccine skepticism and false claims that the 2020 election was “stolen” from Trump. QAnon followers played a significant role in efforts to overturn and discredit the results of the 2020 election, including the January 6, 2021 Capitol insurrection.

What followers believe

QAnon consists of a number of deeply convoluted conspiracy theories and elevates theories ranging from Satanic blood rituals to the faked death of John F. Kennedy Jr., all tenuously centered around the belief that the world is controlled by a global cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles. This kitchen sink approach is a major reason why QAnon has gained such a substantial following in its relatively short life; since its 2017 inception, the movement has become a “big tent” conspiracy capable of accommodating and encompassing all sorts of theories and global events.

It’s not all doom and gloom: QAnon followers also believe there are good forces at play, men and women working within the government to thwart the Deep State. QAnon followers refer to these people as “white hats.”

According to “Q,” the mysterious insider who is “leaking” information to their followers about the plan to takedown the Deep State, the white hats stopped Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton from stealing the 2016 election. As the theory goes, the Democratic elites needed to win the presidency in order to pay back funds that the Clinton Foundation stole from other nations under the guise of 2010 emergency earthquake aid to Haiti. Rather than help Haitians in dire straits, Q claimed that the Clintons supposedly used the money to fund a massive child sex trafficking operation from the disaster-stricken nation.

The white hats identified the only person they consider honest and moral enough to resist the evils of the Deep State: Donald Trump, who they recruited to run for president in 2016.

Ever since Trump’s election, Q, Trump and the white hats have been embroiled in what QAnon adherents view as an epic battle with the Deep State. QAnon followers believe a team of military and government insiders, posting under the “Q” identity, is leaking information to the public in order to enlighten them to “the Plan” and quell any civil unrest that may occur when “the Storm” begins. QAnon adherents call this process “the Great Awakening.”

“The Storm”

The successful completion of the Plan hinges on hundreds of thousands of alleged sealed indictments, supposedly being compiled by the Department of Justice against the prominent Democrats, Hollywood celebrities, business leaders and other elites who make up the cabal. These indictments are set to be unsealed during a violent day of reckoning known as “the Storm,” when the cabal and its collaborators will promptly be arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay, where they will face military tribunals and possible execution for their crimes. The Storm takes its name from a comment then-President Trump made during a photo op held before a White House military dinner on October 5, 2017, in which he remarked that the dinner was “maybe the calm before the storm.” When a reporter asked, “What storm, Mr. President?” Trump responded, “You’ll find out.”

Q has repeatedly suggested that the “storm” was imminent, even going so far as to claim that certain members of the cabal, such as Hillary Clinton and John Podesta, would be arrested on certain dates. While those dates have all come and gone with no arrests, QAnon adherents have remained steadfast in their support for Q, who has explained away these failed predictions by claiming that the arrests had to be delayed for various reasons and that “disinformation is necessary” to throw the Deep State off the white hats’ plan.

As the QAnon movement grew and migrated to more mainstream social media platforms, it developed numerous subplots, such as the far-fetched conspiracy theory that John F. Kennedy Jr. is still alive and will become Trump’s new vice president, that various politicians and celebrities (such as Michelle Obama) are transgender, that you can order trafficked children online from Wayfair and that tweets from various celebrities and politicians about the deaths of their dogs are secret messages about members of the Deep State being arrested or executed (i.e., “dog code”).

Amidst the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic, the QAnon and anti-vaccine communities have become increasingly intertwined. In the early days of the pandemic, QAnon adherents latched onto theories that the Covid-19 virus was a bioweapon, created by the Deep State to help sway the results of the 2020 election and usher in a “great reset.” QAnon followers have also promoted numerous false claims and disinformation about Covid-19 vaccines, claiming that the vaccines are being used to implant microchips to track people, that the vaccines can alter people’s DNA and that the vaccines are being used to sterilize and kill off parts of the population. Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in February 2022 has ushered in additional theories about the Covid-19 virus’ origins, with some QAnon adherents claiming that the virus is a bioweapon created in U.S.-funded bioweapons labs in Ukraine.

Election conspiracies

The QAnon movement has continued to evolve following Trump’s defeat in the 2020 presidential election, incorporating new conspiracy theories and other forms of extremism. QAnon adherents have repeatedly promoted false claims that the 2020 election was “rigged” to rationalize their belief that President Joe Biden is a “fake” president and will soon be removed from office, with some even going so far as to claim that former President Trump is still in control. Devolution, an outlandish conspiracy theory created by QAnon influencer Patel Patriot (Jon Herold), posits that Trump, aware that the Deep State was planning to “steal” the 2020 election, “devolved” the U.S. government via an Executive Order right before he left office and is still secretly president, working with the military behind the scenes to expose China and the Deep State for teaming up to steal the election. QAnon supporters have also repeatedly claimed that Trump will eventually be reinstated as president. One of the earliest forms of this reinstatement theory settled on the date of March 4, 2021, promoting a sovereign citizen-linked theory that former President Trump would return to power on that date, succeeding former President Ulysses S. Grant as the 19th president. Although nothing happened on March 4, some QAnon adherents have continued to promote the belief that Trump will soon be “reinstated” as president.

“I think when you understand this election for Trump is literally the difference between him sitting in the White House or the Big House, and he completely understands that and thinks about it 24/7, you get that he will do whatever it takes to try to win. Whatever it takes.” – Ron Filipkowski

Orange Chicken Shit

“I wanted to testify on Monday, despite the fact that I already testified successfully, answering all questions having to do with the Fake, No Victims, No Jury lawsuit, thrown at me by the Corrupt Racist A.G., Letitia James, and presided over by a Trump hating judge who suffers from a massive case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, and is a puppet for the CROOKED A.G. Anyway, the Judge, Arthur Engoron, put a GAG ORDER on me, even when I testify, totally taking away my constitutional right to defend myself. We are appealing, but how would you like to be a witness and not be allowed free snd honest speech. THE TRIAL IS RIGGED. I DID NOTHING WRONG!!!” – Ronald Frump

Isn’t it funny how Ronald and now Rudy told the world that they were going to set the record straight by testifying at their various trails but never quite made it to the witness stand. No, it’s much easier to go on Twitter, or Newsmax, or Fox, or Steve Bannon’s podcast and give “your side of the story” because you aren’t putting your hand on a Bible and swearing to tell the truth. Both Rump and Rudy are walking, talking perjury machines and they know it and so do their attorneys. What’s the joke, how do you know when Rump is lying? When his lips are moving!

Remember the Mueller Report? Rump tweeted repeatedly that he was going to sit down with special counsel Robert Mueller and set that record straight too, all Mueller had to do was ask. Well, they did ask, for more than a year, and what Rump and his attorney’s ended up giving Mueller is a questioner filled with I do not recall or remember or have no recollection of. The bottom line here is simple, Rump is a lying sack of shit and he knows it and he also knows that his MAGA lemmings are the dumbest MF’s in the world. He talks a big game with Tucker Carlson, at his inbred rally’s but in front of a judge he is shitting himself. That famous Rump scowl is really his discomfort sitting on a dirty diaper.  

Rudy stands outside the courthouse and talks about the mountains of evidence he has against the two Georgia election workers which he claims stuffed the state’s 2020 presidential election ballot boxes with Biden votes. But when given the opportunity to take the stand he declined. Why do you think that is? You see he has already admitted guilt for defaming both Ruby Freeman and “Shaye” Moss. What they are trying to figure out now is how much Rudy will pay them. The number being tossed around is $43.5 million and guess what, Rudy ain’t got that kind of cheese.

When asked why Rudy wasn’t going to testify his attorney told the jury “We made the decision not to have my client testify. Because these women had been through enough. These women were victims and, as the court has ruled, my client has committed wrongful actions against them.” I think this is what they call in the legal trade throwing yourself on the mercy of the court. Seems a little late for that but like Rump Rudy would have preferred this case be tried on his Podcast or in the court of public opinion with a jury pool of MAGA buffoons. Happily, that didn’t happen.   

What other fun things does Rudy have to look forward too, a criminal indictment in the interference of the Georgia state election, which three of his co-conspirators have already pled guilty too, and he is being sued by the voting machine manufactures Smartmatic and Dominion.  

Rudy is a little tight on cash right now. He has lawyers suing him to collect the fees he owes them, and he is pitching sandals and socks on YouTube for the MyPillow guy, another MAGA winner with some serious cashflow issues. Rump threw Rudy a bone and hosted a $100,000 a plate fundraiser for him back in September, expecting to raise, per Eric Rump, a million dollars for his defense fund but we never heard a final tally, and a million dollars is a fly on an elephants ass compared to a possible payout of $43.5 million.

All of these men and women who perpetrated the Big Lie for Rump are being bankrupted and ruined. Rump has discarded most if not all of them because they have nothing left to offer him. In the meantime, MAGA continues to send Rump checks, and buy his shitty merchandise, which pays for his lawyers, his parties, and jet fuel while Rudy ponders a future not as America’s Mayor but as Rump’s patsy.

“Your pride and joy, O Israel, lies dead on the hills! Oh, how the mighty heroes have fallen! Oh, oh, Gazelles of Israel, struck down on your hills, the mighty warriors – fallen, fallen! The splendor of Israel lies slain on your heights.” – 2 Samuel 1:19      

The Hotdog

Yes, a little less than half of Americans are batshit crazy and are being “led” by an orange egomaniac with the I.Q. of a mushroom. But I don’t want to write about Trump, or George Santos, or even Marjorie Taylor Greene. I want to discuss something important, something that every red blooded, apple pie eating, flag waving American should be very concerned about, the disappearance of restaurants that specialize in serving that great American cuisine, the hotdog.

It was announced this week, in my hometown, that a restaurant that has been serving hotdog plates for 75 years is closing. The current owners grandfather started, what is nothing less than an institution, the business in the late 1940’s. This closure follows the demise of the other hotdog place I enjoyed three years ago.

I was broken hearted when the first one closed. It was run by a bunch of old women, and only open from 11am to 2pm, Monday -Friday and only took cash or a check. For $5.32 (yes I have it memorized) you could get two hotdogs, with slaw, chili, and onions, a plate full of HOT french-fries (you couldn’t eat all of them) and a sweet tea.

I told people about this place all the time and the remarks I got were, it never looks open and who carries cash? Well, I carry cash, $5.32 and I would try to eat there at least two to three times a month because I love a good hotdog.

What makes a good hotdog? In my opinion, the frank is boiled not grilled on a flattop. The bun is steamed, and I am partial to buns split on the top. But what makes a good dog for me is the chili and the slaw. I typically do one just with chili and one just with slaw. Making good chili and slaw is an art form kind of like making good sausage gravy for biscuits. Chili must be cooked slow and low, and the spice combination must balance, not bland but not too spicy. The place that is closing has great chili, so much so that when I cook hamburgers and hotdogs at the house for family and friends, I buy a quart and bring it home. Sadly, that will end on December 29^th.

Slaw is mayonnaise based, and in my part of the world it typically is Dukes Mayonnaise. The cabbage is finely chopped and held together by the right combination of cabbage (green, not red) and mayo. Again, slaw, like chili, is an art form. I have had what appears to be a perfectly good hotdog ruined by crappy slaw and yes, I have scraped slaw off a time or two.

My wife has mastered slaw, and potato salad, two very southern staples and must haves for cookouts. But she likes her hotdogs grilled, burnt to be more specific. I find that sacrilegious, but I am not going to scold or deny the woman that makes the slaw and potato salad for our fest.

Hotdogs are the perfect food, our meat, bread, and vegetables in a handheld receptacle. I have been known to throw a little cheese on one from time to time, so diary is added to that food pyramid to make it almost perfect. Fruit has no place on a hotdog, not even on the plate next to the fries.

So, I am down to one local chain and QT. The local chain has been around awhile and has several locations, but I am just not a fan of their chili, and I can’t stand their mass produced, out of the tub vinegar-based slaw. And, AND they don’t serve french-fries, just chips. How stupid is that? QT’s hotdogs aren’t bad rolling around on the cooker, but chili is not an option. Old places like the one closing in December are dropping like flies. The next generation in line doesn’t want to work as hard as the previous generation, or, as in the case here, the real-estate has simply become too valuable not to sell and retire. This iconic building will be torn down next year and in its place we will get a new car-wash, maybe another quick-lube place, or storage facility none of which sell hotdogs. 

You say you want a revolution

In honor of our great Veterans on Veteran’s Day, we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our Country, lie, steal, and cheat on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America, and the American Dream. The threat from outside forces is far less sinister, dangerous, and grave, than the threat from within. Despite the hatred and anger of the Radical Left Lunatics who want to destroy our Country, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! – Donald “I am your retribution” Trump 11-11-23

“He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” Donald Trump’s remarks about Sen. John McCain at the Family Leadership Summit in Ames, Iowa in 2015

You say you want a revolution, Well, you know, We all want to change the world

You tell me that it’s evolution, Well, you know, We all want to change the world

But when you talk about destruction, Don’t you know that you can count me out

You say you got a real solution, Well, you know, We’d all love to see the plan

You ask me for a contribution, Well, you know, We’re all doing what we can

But if you want money for people with minds that hate, All I can tell you is brother you have to wait

You say you’ll change the constitution, Well, you know, We’d all love to change your head

You tell me it’s the institution, Well, you know, You better free your mind instead

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, You ain’t going to make it with anyone anyhow

Don’t you know it’s gonna be (all right), Don’t you know it’s gonna be (all right), Don’t you know it’s gonna be (all right) – John Lennon (Revolution)

Thank you veterans, including my Dad and my Grandfather, for your sacrifices and service to and for our country.

Please let us see it!!

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.” – P.G. Wodehouse

It’s been three years now, THREE YEARS and still we wait. What are we waiting for? The evidence of voter fraud in the 2020 election. Who has the evidence that the election was stolen from Ronald Frump? Rudy doesn’t have it, or he would have shown it, as he was asked to do, at the defamation trial he lost recently when he was sued by two Georgia election workers. Send in the Kraken lawyer Sidney Powell doesn’t have it. She admitted in a filing in federal court that “no reasonable person would conclude that her statements were truly statements of fact.” In other words, she was lying. And we know the Great Pumpkin doesn’t have it or it would be splashed across the airwaves, posted on Instagram, twitter, for sale on his website. So, who has it? Who has the documents? The recordings? The videos? The proof? No one because IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! IT DOESN’T EXIST!

In case you need one, here is a recap of the shit we have been listening too for the last three years: Former President Donald Trump and his allies pushed claims of widespread election fraud in the aftermath of the 2020 election that gained widespread traction on the right, including claims pushed by far-right attorney Sidney Powell and others that claimed voting machines by Dominion Voting Systems “flipped” votes from Trump to Biden. There has not been any concrete evidence to prove those claims: Every lawsuit (60+) that sought to overturn the election results failed in court—with a judge finding Powell’s case in Michigan alleging fraud was based on “nothing but speculation and conjecture”—and numerous election audits and analyses have concluded the results were legitimate. Trump and many of his supporters have continued to push the fraud claims anyway, though there have also been a growing number of admissions by major figures on the right of the fraud claims not being true. Powell acknowledged the claims she pushed were “perhaps” true in a court filing after Dominion sued her for defamation, for instance, and Trump campaign attorney Jenna Ellis recently acknowledged in court she made “misrepresentations” by publicly claiming the election was stolen. Dominion has also sued Fox News for defamation, and court filings made public in the case have shown repeated instances of Fox anchors and executives—including Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and Rupert Murdoch—acknowledging either in text messages or depositions they did not believe the fraud claims about Dominion machines.

CNN did a poll recently of Republicans and Republican-leaning Independents and found that 63% of the respondents believe that Biden did not legitimately win the 2020 election. Of the 63%, only 52% say they think there’s “solid evidence” the election was stolen, while 48% say they’re going based on “suspicion only”. Suspicion only? How fucking stupid are these people? It’s a rhetorical question, we already know, very fucking stupid.

Stupid enough to spend $7 million (at least per Trump) on t-shirts and coffee mugs with his Winston Churchill impression on them. Stupid enough to continue to buy the shit the My Pillow guy Mike Lindell is selling. Speaking of Mike, things aren’t going well for him, Dominion Voting Systems is getting ready to steamroll his ass ($1.3 billion dollar lawsuit) and banks won’t lend him any money because they think he is “politically toxic”.

Mike is having to auction off equipment and sublease some of his manufacturing space because of massive order cancellations. Per Mike, MyPillow has lost $100 million from “attacks by box stores, the shopping networks, the shopping channels, all of them did cancel culture on us.” Cancel culture? No Mike, you make lousy shit, and you are a moron. You had a perfectly good life selling cheap ass pillows, robes, and slippers on Fox News, but for whatever reason you were drawn in by the orange glow of a bigger moron. And just like all the other moron’s who hitched their wagons to Ronald’s “star” you are left standing all alone with your dick in your hand and mountains of lawsuits and legal fees preparing to file for bankruptcy. Remember, everything Frump touches dies, and he molested you Mike and you let him, and you liked it.

I ask this all the time; how does Frump draw these idiots to him like moths to a flame? How can over half of those that identify as “republicans” continue to support, and defend this lying sack of shit? What the hell is the appeal? He is a crook, a grifter, and simply a horrible and nasty person. I guess we will have to assume that the cretins that love him, send him money, where his hats and fly his flag are also crooks, grifters, and simply horrible and nasty people. What else can we suppose?

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. – John Stuart Mill

Gangstas & Thugs

“If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.”

If you haven’t heard, Ronald “Gangsta” Frump has changed attorney’s hours before he is to turn himself in to Georgia authorities. Frump has dropped Drew Findling, in favor of Atlanta-based attorney Steve Sadow, who has represented rappers Gunna, T.I., Young Thug and former Georgia linebacker Adam Anderson just to name a few.

Here is some information about some of the charming people Mr. Sadow has or is representing from Wikipedia.

Gunna (Sergio Giavanni Kitchens)-

In May 2022, Gunna and Young Thug were among 28 persons associated with YSL who were charged in a 56-count Georgia RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) Act indictment filed by Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis. On May 11, 2022, Kitchens turned himself in to authorities. Kitchens was denied bond, and his trial was scheduled to begin January 9, 2023. On October 13, 2022, Kitchens was again denied release from jail ahead of his January trial. On December 14, 2022, Kitchens pleaded guilty to a single charge of racketeering and was sentenced to five years in prison, with one year commuted to time served and the rest of the sentence suspended subject to probation conditions, including 500 hours of community service; he was released from jail the same day.

T.I. (Clifford Joseph Harris Jr.)-

1. 1994–2006: Drugs, weapons and assault.

2. 2007–2009: Weapons conviction.

3. 2015: Tax issues.

4. 2018: Public disorder arrest.

5. 2020: Crypto fraud charges.

6. 2021: Sexual abuse allegations- On January 26, 2021, Sabrina Peterson, who was associated with T.I. and his family, alleged on social media that T.I. put a gun to her head and threatened to kill her in 2009. Following the post, allegations of sexual abuse by Harris and his wife Tiny appeared underneath the post.

By March 2021, more than 30 women and at least one man accused Harris, his wife Tiny, and their associates of “forced drugging, kidnapping, rape, and intimidation” in at least two states, including California and Georgia, which allegedly occurred since at least 2005. An attorney for the accusers has sent letters to the state attorneys general of California and Georgia asking them to open an investigation. The accusers allege that “prior to or upon immediately entering T&T’s home, hotel, or tour bus [they] were coerced by Tiny to ingest drugs or [were] unknowingly administered drugs to impair the victims’ ability to consent to subsequent vile sexual acts.”

Young Thug (Jeffery Lamar Williams)-

On September 24, 2017, Thug was arrested in Brookhaven, Georgia, on multiple drug possession charges and possession of a firearm. He was released on bond three days later. On September 7, 2018, he was charged with possession and intent to distribute meth, hydrocodone, and marijuana. He was also charged with possession of amphetamine, alprazolam, codeine (2 counts), and a firearm.

On May 9, 2022, Thug was arrested in Atlanta on gang-related charges. Thug and Gunna were among the 28 people associated with YSL who were charged in a 56-count Georgia RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) Act indictment filed by Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis. Following a search of his home, he was charged with seven additional felonies related to possession of illegal substances and illegal firearms.

Adam Anderson

On November 10, 2021, Anderson turned himself into police and was charged with felony rape after a 21-year-old woman accused him of raping her by forcing himself upon her while she was asleep in an apartment in Athens, Georgia, on October 29, 2021, which was reported to police the same day. Through his attorney, Anderson denied the accusation. Anderson was indefinitely suspended by the University of Georgia football team after they learned of the accusation on November 2, 2021. He was subsequently released on a $25,000 bond. Anderson was an apparent 2022 first round NFL draft pick before his arrest.

Subsequently, Anderson was charged a second time with felony rape after a previously unreported accusation was made by another 21-year-old woman that he raped her at his apartment near Watkinsville, Georgia, the same fall as the first accusation. Anderson denied this accusation also, and his attorney moved to have a single trial for both charges.

Ronald “Gangsta” Frump-

On March 30, 2023, a New York grand jury indicted Trump on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records. On April 4, he surrendered and was arrested and arraigned; he pleaded not guilty on all counts and was released. The judge scheduled the next in-person hearing for December 4; Trump has until August 8 to file any motions in the case.

On June 8, the Justice Department indicted Trump in Miami federal court for 31 counts of “willfully retaining national defense information under the Espionage Act”, one count of making false statements, and, jointly with a personal aide, single counts of conspiracy to obstruct justice, withholding government documents, corruptly concealing records, concealing a document in a federal investigation and scheming to conceal their efforts. Trump pleaded not guilty to all charges. In July a superseding indictment added three additional criminal charges, bringing the number of charges in the case to 40.

On August 1, a Washington, D.C., federal grand jury indicted Trump on four counts for his efforts to overturn the 2020 election results. He was charged with conspiring with unnamed co-conspirators to defraud the United States, obstruct the certification of the Electoral College vote, and deprive people of the civil right to have their votes counted, as well as obstructing an official proceeding. Trump pleaded not guilty to all charges.

On August 14, a Fulton County, Georgia, grand jury indicted Trump and 18 allies for racketeering – among other felonies – after Trump campaign officials accessed voting machines with election officials.

Sounds like Ronald “Gangsta” Frump has found the right man to defend him after making that perfect call: “All I want to do is this: I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more that we have because we won the state. And flipping the state is a great testament to our country because, you know, this is just it’s a testament that they can admit to a mistake or whatever you want to call it. If it was a mistake, I don’t know. A lot of people think it wasn’t a mistake. It was much more criminal than that. But it’s a big problem in Georgia and it’s not a problem that’s going away. I mean, you know, it’s not a problem that’s going away. And, and we’ve got to …”

“And Brad (Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger), we just want the truth. It’s simple, and and everyone’s going to look very good if the truth comes out. It’s OK. It take a little while, but let the truth come out. And the real truth is I won by 400,000 votes, at least. That’s the real truth. But we don’t need 400,000 votes. We need a less than 2,000 votes.”

Maybe It’s You

“The American people can decide whether they want him to be president or not. This should be decided at the ballot box, not a bunch of liberal jurisdictions trying to put the man in jail.”- Ms. Lindsey Graham on Fox News 8-14-23.

Many years ago, I was playing golf with a group of guys. I knew two of the three and knew of the third. The third guy is what we like to call “a big swinging dick”, rich, powerful, and one of the sponsors of the charity event we were playing in. To this day I still don’t know how this guy got stuck playing with the three of us.

Me and my two buddies got into the beer pretty hard which frustrated the big swinging dick that we weren’t taking this tournament “seriously” and as the beer flowed, we became even less serious and the shit talking became a little more personal. I had probably played 100 rounds of golf with the other two, so we knew where each other’s soft spots were to zero in on.  

My friend Jack knew more about big swinging dick than I did because of the zip code he lives in and some of the guys he hung around with. When the big swinging dick was on the tee Jack asked, “How many times have you been married?” already knowing the answer. Big swinging dick answered, four and then proceeded to give us a breakdown on what was wrong with each and every one of his four former wives. After he finished disparaging each woman, he hit his tee shot.

Jack was next to hit. He stuck his tee in the dirt, and leaning on his driver to give his wobbly Budweiser lubricated knees some stability, grinned at the big swinging dick and said, “Did you ever think there hot shot that maybe it’s you?” Big swinging dick jumped in the golf cart and drove away, with my clubs still attached. I finished the round riding on the back of the other golf cart and using my friends club.

When we played in the event the next year, we were all disappointed to learn that the big swinging dick wasn’t a sponsor. Maybe it’s because he had married number five and was really going to put all his time, energy and focus into making sure this marriage, to a girl 30 years younger than him, stuck. We doubted it too.

Have you wondered if Ms. Graham, or Gym Jordan or Marjorie Trailer Greene ever thought “maybe it’s you” about Trump? The irony of Ms. Graham’s statement above is the obvious, the American people have already decided whether Trump should be president or not which is why we are where we are today. Donald simply couldn’t accept the “will of the people” so he tried to steal the election and when that didn’t work, he disrupted the peaceful and constitutional transfer of power. Stealing top secret documents and paying hush money to a porn star are just sprinkles and a cherry on top of the ligation sundae against him.

Trump having stolen HIGHLY classified documents and not only playing hide and seek with them but sharing them with people not authorized to view them, “See as president I could have declassified it. Now I can’t, you know, but this is still a secret.” should concern Ms. Graham who is the ranking member of the Judiciary committee but for whatever reason it doesn’t. Ms. Graham has followed the MAGA talking points to a tee, “Biden has weaponized the government”, “2024 election interference”, “What about Hunter Biden?”, and on, and on, and on. Maybe it’s you?

I don’t know how all this is going to play out, but I do know this, we are in uncharted waters. We have never had a former president under federal indictment let alone two. We also had never had a sitting president impeached twice. All of this has forced us to explore scenarios such as can a president serve from a prison cell or can a president pardon themselves. Let’s hope and pray we never have to answer those questions and the way we can avoid it, VOTE like your life and your freedoms depend on it. Because they do!