Citizen Trump

Ronald J. Frump wrote this on his Twitter Want to Be platform: IF IMMUNITY IS NOT GRANTED TO A PRESIDENT, EVERY PRESIDENT THAT LEAVES OFFICE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY INDICTED BY THE OPPOSING PARTY. WITHOUT COMPLETE IMMUNITY, A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PROPERLY FUNCTION!

Ronald J. Frump DIDN’T write this on his Twitter Want to Be platform: A President of the United States must have Full Immunity in order to properly function and do what has to be done for the good of our Country. A Nation-destroying ruling like this cannot be allowed to stand. If not overturned, as it should be, this decision would terribly injure not only the Presidency, but the Life, Breath, and Success of our Country. A President will be afraid to act for fear of the opposite Party’s Vicious Retribution after leaving Office. I know from personal experience because I am going through it right now. It will become a Political Weapon used for Election Interference. Even our Elections will be corrupted and under siege. So bad, and so dangerous for our Nation. SAVE PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY! (Ronald probably added this last part though)

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Could the Founding Fathers have ever imagined a piece of shit like Ronald J. Frump being elected President of the United States when the Constitution was signed 237 years ago? Hard to know. I am sure there was the occasional clown out there over the last two centuries that made a run for the office or even held office. I don’t know much about presidential history so maybe there was another Frump type buffoon in the mix many years ago but honestly, I find it hard to believe.

Ranked as the worst president of all times is James Buchanan the 15th President of the United States, a place of honor he has held for many years. Historians contend that Buchanan’s sympathy toward the South and reluctance to stop the first seven states from seceding led to the American Civil War. It was said about Buchanan that, “Publicly and politically, Buchanan was a fierce defender of the Constitution and slavery as a constitutional right. Privately, he seemed aware and comfortable with the idea of Black people working for him in ways that white people would not.”

So, Buchanan was a racist piece of shit and why he typically tops the charts as the worst president of all time. But guess who is number two? Go ahead, take a stab at it. That’s right, you know him, you love him, everyone’s self-proclaimed favorite president Ronald J. Frump.

You would think it would take years, decades even to achieve the number two spot but Ronald did it in just a few. Certainly, being impeached twice in the House helps (no other president was impeached twice in the House so that’s got to be a point of pride for him). Countless lawsuits, including federal charges of attempting to overturn the election, starting an insurrection, and stealing classified documents help. Hell, a conviction here or there and old Ronald might just get that top spot and we all know how much he loves being number one although we know he really is a number two.

Since 1789 when big George became President, we have rocked along for 234 years without giving much thought to Presidential immunity. Why? Because we have never needed too until this Psycho Clown came on the scene. You see here is a simple thought, only guilty people need immunity. If Rump had nothing to hide, if Rump truly thought his actions were legal, trying to overturn the election, starting an insurrection, stealing classified documents, threatening, and abusing E. Jean Carroll twice, and paying Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut then he wouldn’t need the protection of the Presidential Seal. But that’s his defense, it’s all he’s got. In his mind, he is untouchable because once upon a time he was the President, and he has the Secret Service detail to prove. But the court disagreed, “For the purpose of this criminal case, former President Trump has become citizen Trump”.

One of Rump’s MANY former attorneys noted that of all the words in the District of Columbia Circuit Court of Appeals 57-page decision, those two citizen Trump more than likely set his clown hair on fire. Of all the formers still alive, Obama, W. Bush, and Carter, Rump is the only one that acts like he is still the king of the world. Words like shallow, insecure, egotistical, don’t even scratch the surface of this guy’s neurosis. But 45% of the American population continue to follow this guy off the cliff and I bet 25% of them would do ANYTHING to make him President Rump again.

I was listening to a podcast the other day that really made me think. When Rump was elected back in 2016, people that we know, friends and family, people that we use for services, like doctors, lawyers, accountants, voted for him because he was the GOP candidate and the Dem candidate, Hillary Clinton, simply had too much liberal baggage. All the GOPers said the same thing, Frump will settle down, all his bullshit and bluster was just for show, campaign rhetoric. He will surround himself with “the best people” and he will use his business acumen to Make America Great Again! Unfortunately, the wheels fell off that wagon in a matter of months and Rump cemented his position as the second worst President in American history.

The point of the podcast was this, the GOP no longer exist, it has all been sucked into the MAGA blackhole whose annotated king is Ronald J. Frump. Ronald runs all aspects of MAGA. He can get you reelected if you say nice things about him and tell him he is pretty or he will crucify and punish you and make sure you don’t get a single MAGA vote. He controls most of the members of Congress and the Senate and tells them how to vote and what course of action to pursue, read Hunter and Joe Biden investigation, all from the comfort of his kingdom, Mar-a-Lago. He even holds supreme over the Republican National Committee and apparently has made the decision to cut Ronna McDaniel lose.

So, per the guest commentator on this podcast, our friends and family, people that we use for services, like doctors, lawyers, and accountants that identified as GOP Republicans back in the day, are now MAGA Republicans because the GOP doesn’t exist whether they believe it or would even acknowledge it. Pretty chilling.