How the story ends: A Deplorable Fantasy

Trump behind bars

“How do you impeach a president who has won perhaps the greatest election of all time, done nothing wrong (no Collusion with Russia, it was the Dems that Colluded), had the most successful first two years of any president, and is the most popular Republican in party history 93%?” – Trump tweet 1-4-19

“People love you and you win. And when your son looks at you and says, ‘Momma, look you won. Bullies don’t win.’ And I said, ‘Baby, they don’t, because we’re gonna go in there and we’re gonna impeach the mother***er.’” – Freshman U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib

Do you want to read about a real American success story? Let me introduce you to freshman U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib.

Ms. Tlaib is the oldest of fourteen children. She was born to working-class Palestinian immigrant parents in Detroit. Her mother was born in the West Bank city of Ramallah and her father was born in Beit Hanina, a neighborhood in Jerusalem. Mr. Hanina moved first to Nicaragua, then to Detroit, where he worked on the assembly line at Ford Motor Company. As the oldest child, Ms. Tlaib helped raise her siblings while her parents worked. She graduated from Wayne State University with a B.A. in political science and earned a law degree from Western Michigan University Thomas M. Cooley Law School and now she is a member of Congress.

There is no comparison between Ms. Tlaib’s path to success and mother***er’s, I mean Trump’s. One worked for everything she has achieved, the other one, the orange one, was simply a member of the lucky sperm club.


As you can imagine Trump and Fox News are using Ms. Tlaib’s comments as red meat for the Deplorable base but let me remind them of what their “Savior”, the Pope of the Evangelicals was recorded saying himself:

Donald Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Billy Bush: Whatever you want.

Donald Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.

Look at I don’t want to impeach the mother***er unless of course we also impeach that other scary mother***er Mike Pence too. I would much rather Trump sit in his bedroom watching Fox News for the next to years, like he has done for the last two years, waiting for Mueller to drop indictments that will bankrupt and shame his sorry fat ass and his families too. And maybe, if we are lucky, he will get to spend some quality time in an orange jumpsuit as well. He loves being first. Wouldn’t that be a fun first for us to enjoy?

This country has survived this lazy piece of shit for two years we can survive two more.

About ends and beginnings blog

I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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9 Responses to How the story ends: A Deplorable Fantasy

  1. Suze says:

    yep…i heard her say it……….and stood up to give a standing ovation! now the difficult job begins…how to make the republicans do their jobs.

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  2. We shouldn’t have to survive this piece of shit for 2 more years. He needs to go.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Daniel I understand your sentiment but Mike Pence is fucking pig and honestly, Trump is a pussy compared to that scary POS. Think about it, Nancy P. has Trump by the nut sack and it should be very entertaining to watch her and Adam S. mess with him over the next two years. Stay strong. We will survive. I promise.

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  3. maryplumbago says:

    But have you heard today he may declare it a national l emergency to get his wall and says he does not need congressional approval. Then what…Marshall law?

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    • He won’t do it. He honestly doesn’t know if he can. He is all bark and no bite.


      • maryplumbago says:

        Just got this from an article from The Atlantic.

        “Unknown to most Americans, a parallel legal regime allows the president to sidestep many of the constraints that normally apply. The moment the president declares a “national emergency”—a decision that is entirely within his discretion—more than 100 special provisions become available to him. While many of these tee up reasonable responses to genuine emergencies, some appear dangerously suited to a leader bent on amassing or retaining power. For instance, the president can, with the flick of his pen, activate laws allowing him to shut down many kinds of electronic communications inside the United States or freeze Americans’ bank accounts. Other powers are available even without a declaration of emergency, including laws that allow the president to deploy troops inside the country to subdue domestic unrest.

        This edifice of extraordinary powers has historically rested on the assumption that the president will act in the country’s best interest when using them. With a handful of noteworthy exceptions, this assumption has held up. But what if a president, backed into a corner and facing electoral defeat or impeachment, were to declare an emergency for the sake of holding on to power? In that scenario, our laws and institutions might not save us from a presidential power grab. They might be what takes us down.”

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    • maryplumbago says:

      Martial law

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  4. I swear like a MF but I’m sorry, you don’t talk like that on the record. Maybe I’m old school but that’s the way it is. Don’t ever give your enemy ammo.


    • I understand don’t give your enemy ammo but seriously? This lady, who has achieved much, on her own, unlike the POS sitting in the White House can, in my view, say whatever she wants about the MF.

      Look Sean Hannity and Fox News still spend HOURS every freaking day talking about Hillary Clinton and her emails. At this point who gives a damn about ammo. Shit Trump makes up “ammo” every he opens his mouth.

      Fight fire with fire. If it walks like a duck, call it a duck.


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