“How do you impeach a president who has won perhaps the greatest election of all time, done nothing wrong (no Collusion with Russia, it was the Dems that Colluded), had the most successful first two years of any president, and is the most popular Republican in party history 93%?” – Trump tweet 1-4-19
“People love you and you win. And when your son looks at you and says, ‘Momma, look you won. Bullies don’t win.’ And I said, ‘Baby, they don’t, because we’re gonna go in there and we’re gonna impeach the mother***er.’” – Freshman U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib
Do you want to read about a real American success story? Let me introduce you to freshman U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib.
Ms. Tlaib is the oldest of fourteen children. She was born to working-class Palestinian immigrant parents in Detroit. Her mother was born in the West Bank city of Ramallah and her father was born in Beit Hanina, a neighborhood in Jerusalem. Mr. Hanina moved first to Nicaragua, then to Detroit, where he worked on the assembly line at Ford Motor Company. As the oldest child, Ms. Tlaib helped raise her siblings while her parents worked. She graduated from Wayne State University with a B.A. in political science and earned a law degree from Western Michigan University Thomas M. Cooley Law School and now she is a member of Congress.
There is no comparison between Ms. Tlaib’s path to success and mother***er’s, I mean Trump’s. One worked for everything she has achieved, the other one, the orange one, was simply a member of the lucky sperm club.
As you can imagine Trump and Fox News are using Ms. Tlaib’s comments as red meat for the Deplorable base but let me remind them of what their “Savior”, the Pope of the Evangelicals was recorded saying himself:
Donald Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
Billy Bush: Whatever you want.
Donald Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.
Look at I don’t want to impeach the mother***er unless of course we also impeach that other scary mother***er Mike Pence too. I would much rather Trump sit in his bedroom watching Fox News for the next to years, like he has done for the last two years, waiting for Mueller to drop indictments that will bankrupt and shame his sorry fat ass and his families too. And maybe, if we are lucky, he will get to spend some quality time in an orange jumpsuit as well. He loves being first. Wouldn’t that be a fun first for us to enjoy?
This country has survived this lazy piece of shit for two years we can survive two more.