See, I was right!

Trump Alabama Bubble

“Such a phony hurricane report by lightweight reporter @jonkarl of @ABCWorldNews. I suggested yesterday at FEMA that, along with Florida, Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina, even Alabama could possibly come into play, which WAS true. They made a big deal about this when in fact, under certain original scenarios, it was in fact correct that Alabama could have received some “hurt.” Always good to be prepared! But the Fake News is only interested in demeaning and belittling. Didn’t play my whole sentence or statement. Bad people!” – Trump 9-2-19

See, Drump was right. He took a sharpie (a high-tech step-up from the red crayon he was going to use), and drew a balloon to extend the projected path of Hurricane Dorian to include Alabama just so he could prove his point (and this tweet); “In addition to Florida – South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama, will most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated. Looking like one of the largest hurricanes ever. Already category 5. BE CAREFUL! GOD BLESS EVERYONE!”

Ladies and gentlemen, this Orange Dumbass will have many lasting legacies. Generations to come will talk about all the stupid shit Drump did, said, and certainly Tweeted about. Hell I bet as we speak someone is working on a book titled “The Fart of the Deal; A Collection of Tweets from an Empty Cranium”. But I believe the legacy he will most be remembered for is how he single handily reduced the average IQ of the American people by at least 40 points because people who continually say, “I’m like, really smart” aren’t and those who continue to believe him, aren’t either.

Update:

Drump is bound and determined to stick his head further up his ass. Why? Because he is an absolute, certifiable moron.

The triple down: “This was the originally projected path of the Hurricane in its early stages. As you can see, almost all models predicted it to go through Florida also hitting Georgia and Alabama. I accept the Fake News apologies!” – Trump Tweet 9-4-19 

The quadruple down: “Alabama was going to be hit or grazed, and then Hurricane Dorian took a different path (up along the East Coast). The Fake News knows this very well. That’s why they’re the Fake News!” – Trump Tweet 9-5-19

In the parlance of my Grandfather, this here is some funny shit. 

Update Dos: 

Drump forced his Homeland security adviser, a guy I am sure is kind of busy right now dealing with other important hurricane stuff like, oh I don’t know, saving peoples lives and property, to issue a statement that said he, Coast Guard Rear Adm. Peter Brown, told Trump during a briefing last week, that Alabama “COULD” face “the possibility of tropical storm force winds”. All this wasted time and energy for Trump to prove a “COULD”. A could that equaled a mere 5% chance of, not a hurricane, but tropical force winds.
And today, another Tweet: “The Fake News Media was fixated on the fact that I properly said, at the beginnings of Hurricane Dorian, that in addition to Florida & other states, Alabama may also be grazed or hit. They went Crazy, hoping against hope that I made a mistake (which I didn’t). Check out maps. This nonsense has never happened to another President. Four days of corrupt reporting, still without an apology. But there are many things that the Fake News Media has not apologized to me for, like the Witch Hunt, or SpyGate! The LameStream Media and their Democrat partner should start playing it straight. It would be so much better for our Country!” – Trump 9-6-19
Has anyone checked this toddlers diaper lately? I wonder whose job that is or if the big boy can pull-up his own Huggies? Yes, this would be funny if it weren’t so sad. Trump notes above this “has never happened to another President”. There is a reason for that. In 230 years America has never had such a moronic, imbecile as Trump. I hope we have learned our lesson.

“There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.” – Ron White

 

About ends and beginnings blog

I am a frustrated writer and poet waiting to be discovered. A stand-up philosopher performing on a street corner near you. A Christian with questions but I don’t want to hear your answers. A Buddhist with a bumper sticker on my truck to prove it. A collector of quotes. A grower of lettuce. The Patron Saint of earthworms who name their children after me. A cyclist whose big ass strains the seams of his Lycra bibs. I am American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. My goal in life is to leave an imprint on the lives of the people I love not a footprint on the earth. I am a son, a husband, a father composed of 65%-Oxygen, 18%-Carbon, 10%-Hydrogen, 3%-Nitrogen, 3%-Diet Coke and 1%-Oreo.
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17 Responses to See, I was right!

  1. This guy makes a rock look like a genius.

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  2. Ignorance isn’t a problem unless one chooses to remain ignorant and, even worse, defend that ignorance, At that point, it demonstrates one’s stupidity. 😮 😖 😡

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  3. maryplumbago says:

    Love the quote from Ron White…
    And stupid is the bottom line, isn’t it. I see it everyday in ordinary life and it has grown exponentially in the last 5-10 years…maybe longer. But it is certainly reaching new heights with trump, but even more so, his cult. A lethal combination of stupidity and full blown derangement of the mind.

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  4. Nan says:

    I wonder if he looks in the mirror each morning and tells himself how bigly smart he is … In fact, that must have been what he was doing when he made the comment that he wasn’t sure he’d “ever even heard of a Category 5” hurricane before. Duh!

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  5. Henry Lewis says:

    Hilarious and pathetic.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Over Soil says:

    I think in binary, the choice is to try to lead a good life of example or knuckle drag and trip over one’s own two feet.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Swarn Gill says:

    If Republicans cared about the law anymore, they would realize that the president actually broke the law by misrepresenting a NOAA map and making it appear official.

    It is all beyond insanity that there is a solid base of people elected a person who was so unqualified. Someone who lies, and constantly makes so many mistakes, without any sort of humility to admit when he’s made them. It’s so dangerous.

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